From the Publisher
Don't look up
It won't help. You can't get out of the way, you can't dig a hole
deep enough to hide. The end is coming, and there's nothing you can
do about it.
So why read this book?
Because you can't look away when not just the religious fanatics
are saying we're all going to be destroyed but the scientists are
in on the act too. Here's what they're saying:
We're a million years over due for a mass extinction.
The sun at radiation minimum is acting much worse than at solar
maximum, and one misdirected spewing of plasma could fry us in an
instant.
The magnetic field-which shields us from harmful radiation-is
developing a mysterious crack.
Our solar system is entering an energetically hostile part of the
galaxy.
The Yellowstone supervolcano is getting ready to blow, and if it
does, we can look forward to nuclear winter and 90 percent
annihilation.
The Maya, the world's greatest timekeepers ever, say it's all going
to stop on December 21, 2012.
So, see? There's nothing you can do, but you might as well sit back
and enjoy the show.
You'll get a good chuckle.
That's why you should read this book.
Dear Reader,
If there were a chance that opening this book could set off a chain
of events that would lead to Apocalypse, to the end of Life as we
know it, would you be tempted? Finger poised uncertainly above the
flashing red button? How about if the Apocalypse promised to result
in a new age of enlightenment, a Heaven on Earth like never before?
Personally, I'll take the security of my cozy life over a chance at
nirvana. But status quo may no longer be an option, for any of us.
This book will convince you that there is a nonnegligible chance
that the year 2012 will be more tumultuous, catastrophic, and,
quite possibly, revelatory, than any other year in human history.
Parts of this book are best read with a bowl of popcorn: looking
into the jaws of a great white shark in search of the meaning of
death; touring a picturesque Guatemalan town with Mayan shaman just
weeks before it is utterly destroyed. Other sections go better with
a tranquilizer, such as the impending eruption of the Yellowstone
supervolcano, or the mass extinction headed our way-on the scale of
the great collision that destroyed the dinosaurs and 70 percent of
all other species, our best scientists contend that it's now
overdue. Nail-biters should beware the fact that the next peak in
the sunspot cycle, due in 2012, is widely expected to set records
for the number and intensity of solar storms pummeling the Earth
with radiation and igniting natural calamities such as earthquakes,
volcanoes, and Katrina-sized hurricanes. And that our entire solar
system appears to be moving into a dangerous interstellar energy
cloud.
Is it a coincidence that the burgeoning war between Christianity
and Islam seems hell-bent for Armageddon? Or that numerous other
religions, philosophies, and cultural traditions are signaling that
the end is near, with 2012 emerging as the consensus target date? A
new era is about to be born, with all the pain and blood and joy
and release that birth naturally entails.
Facing oblivion, or at least mega-metamorphosis, is something that
few of us are emotionally prepared to do. Thus my excuse for the
gallows humor that pervades this story. In a memorable Mary Tyler
Moore episode, Mary cracks up laughing at the funeral of Chuckles
the Clown who, dressed as a peanut while marching in a parade, was
shucked to death by an elephant. If Mary can giggle in the face of
death, so can we.
With kind regards,
Lawrence E. Joseph
From the Jacket
"Fascinating . . . incredible research and an equally incredible
sense of humor."-Tim LaHaye
"Joseph is a lively tour guide, introducing readers to Mayan
shamans and Russian scientists with equal aplomb."- Publishers
Weekly
"Apocalypse 2012 manages to be both lighthearted in
tone and more than a little disturbing in content." -
Maclean's
About the Author
Lawrence E. Joseph is chairman of the board of New Mexico-based
Aerospace Consulting Corporation. He is the author of several books
and has written for a a number of major newspapers and magazines,
including the New York Times, Salon.com, Family
Circle, Audubon, and Discover.
About the Book
In this provocative work, Joseph reveals the curious fact that 2012 has been pinpointed as a pivotal, perhaps cataclysmic, year in human history by ancient sources and contemporary science alike.