What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your
drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous?
Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex,
obviously. And pretty soon you''ve got another bestselling book on
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery,
and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts
where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then
proceeds to "some next-level shit."
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka,
but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get
answers to the hard questions you''ve never thought of asking:
• What''s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two
• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind
sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her
twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun
and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your
name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they
are the product of one man''s experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.