Bite Me

This is the third and I think final book in Christopher Moores vampire series and I thought it was great, I will say I found it a little slower than the first two but this was still great. The storyline had some great moments and I still think Abby is a really funny character and it came to a great conclusion, I don't want to spoil anything but I will say the ending actually made me a little sad of how things turned out but thats alright, I also have to give props to Moore because he is really funny and has a great writing style. Overall this was a great series again slow in some areas but I'm glad I picked them up. :0)

The first Christopher Moore Book I read was Bloodsucking Fiends. It is the first book in this Love Story trilogy and one of four set in and around San Francisco. I absolutely loved it. When I reached the end of book 2, You Suck, I literally wanted to throw it across the room - I hated the ending so much. This one completely redeems it beyond all expectations. The fourth book set in the Bay area is A Dirty Job, and though a great story, and deserving of a squeal, it overlaps with this trilogy with a number of characters, and places. All are worth reading. But I don't think this book should be read as a standalone.

This story continues a few months after You Suck. Abby von Normal is still running around desiring to become a vampire with her boyfriend, Stephen Fooman. But all hell breaks loose in the bay area. Vampire Cats are eating all the street people and others. Their hoard is growing and appears unstoppable. Jodi and Tommy are freed from their bronze encasement, but Tommy has lost his mind while encased in bronze and is missing. To make matters worse, a dark ship arrives in the bay with three ancient vampires who have come to clean up the mess.

Moore states on his website that he wanted to write horror books. But people kept laughing at what he wrote, so he decided to write humour. He does indeed write with a humour bent and a very skewed look at life, and in this book life through a number of different characters eyes. The book is written as a series of first person narratives. Each character telling their experience of the events, so the story jumps time to time from person or storyline. Yet it all remains a complete and fluid composite whole. When you finish reading you feel satiated, satisfied and like anyone who has eaten too much maybe a little sleepy. The book proceeds at a break neck pace, and you find yourself not wanting to put it down. Bite Me does a great job of tying up the story lines from both the first and second books in the series.

This book is witty, whimsical and somewhat sublime. Moore's humour is not for all readers, but if you like Douglad Coupland, Chuck Palahniuk or Irvine Walsh you will enjoy this humorous presentation of the other side of the coin. Moore is an excellent writer and his 11 previous books have garnered him a huge and loyal following. Anyone I have introduced to his writings has fallen in love with them. I even have a friend who is currently re-reading all of Moore's works in chronological order to experience the growth in Moore as a writer. As such, Bite Me is definitely a pinnacle in Moore's canon of literature. It is full of characters you will love and jokes you might even laugh out loud at.

(First published in Imprint 2010-05-07.)

Ok, just as a warning, you will be laughing out loud quite frequently when reading this book. This one has got to be my favourite of the three with these characters, and is definitely some of Moore's best work. If anyone is looking for a laugh, this is a must read!

The novel opens pretty much in the immediate wake of You Suck. The book is mostly narrated by the unforgettable Abby Normal, the emergency back-up mistress of the greater Bay Area night. Abby provides a helpful recap of the first two novels. She and Foo Dog still inhabit the "love lair." Jody and Tommy are still encased in bronze. Chet, the huge shaved vampire cat is on the prowl. And all of our favorite San Franciscans are back: the Emperor, Bummer, and Lazarus; the Animals; cops Rivera and Cavuto; the folks from Asher's Secondhand Store; and others.

The plot goes in fifty different directions so you have to pay attention as Moore keeps you guessing. Moore's writing is so enjoyable and easy to read that you can literally go through this book in two days max. I love Moore's stories and I would recommend this and all his other books. But before reading this story you should read Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck so you can fully enjoy the characters and the stories.

If there were half leaves, I'd give it 41/2. I bought the book, so should you.