From the Publisher
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
"How do I hate thee? How much time do you
-Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning,
internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She's also
opinionated-especially when it comes to people she hates. Like
people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or
well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don't even
have a decent addiction.
With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan
has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things.
Thank god, she took notes.
Here-uncensored and totally uninhibited-she give the best of
her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood,
feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even
when letting herself have it, Joan doesn't hold back in this
honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of
About the Author
JOAN RIVERS is a force of nature and one of
the hardest-working celebrities in the world. An entertainment
legend, she's an internationally renowned comedienne,
Tony-nominated actress, New York Times bestselling author,
Emmy Award-winning television talk show host, playwright,
screenwriter, motion picture director, columnist, lecturer,
syndicated radio host, jewelry designer and cosmetic company
entrepreneur, red carpet fashion laureate, businesswoman and a
proud mother and grandmother.
About the Book
With her experiences, it makes sense that Rivers has come across a lot of people, places, and things she can't stand. Here she really takes it to ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, lousy restaurants, First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, and more.