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Average rating: 4/5

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

by Molly Harper

Pocket Star | March 31, 2009 | Mass Market Paperbound

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children''s librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that''s sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she''s mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She''s forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn''t enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What''s a nice undead girl to do?

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Nice Girls don't have Fangs is book one of author Molly Harper's supposedly three book series but after checking out her website ...Hooooorahhh ...she is writing book four. You probably guessed by now that I really liked this one and can't wait to read the others. The series is about what happens to a plain Jane girl who's life is suddenly taken away and now she finds herself part of the undead crowd. It's got tons of humour, it's never boring and it even has a bit of mystery and romance ....and I do mean a bit. The mystery part is about as complicated as that great mathematical equation of 2 + 2. But it's still the background for a great story and the continuing evolution of the characters. Jane's character in particular isn't just static but is continually evolving and changing but always keeps her down to earth qualities that make us interested in reading about her.

The principal character in this story is one Jane Jameson...well, actually, she's more than that, since the book is about her and the rest are simply there as support to her adventures, and boy she does have a lot of them since she's been recently turned into a vampire. From boring librarian to new kid with fangs on the block, her new lease on life is always taking her from problem to bigger problem and the fun never stops. She just seems like the girl next door that everyone likes but with a tad of attitude. Her comeback lines are often laugh out loud funny and although she can't be considered kicka$$ she isn't a pushover either. Next character on the list would be her sire and love interest who goes by the name of Gabriel Nightengale. Best way to describe him would be to say he's OK, no more, no less. I simply see nothing special about him just that he is genuinely interested in Jane and he does his best to protect her. Next we have of course the third party interested in the main character and at least he doesn't disappoint. He goes by the distinctive name of Richard Cheney...yep, you guessed it, Dick Cheney. His first name suits him to a tee. He's like the best friend who always imagines you naked. He's the one you root for not to get the girl but be around to spice things up and he does a great job of it. There's are a lot of great secondary characters like the ghost of Jane's great aunt Jettie, who always brings a smile to my face reading about what she is up to. Next we have Zeb Lavelle who happens to be Jane's best friend who never imagines her as naked, also there is Andrea who can only be described as yummy...and I really mean as in taste good. There is also Jane's complete family that range from her likable dad to her obnoxious sister to her pain in the rpm mom. If there is one character I could do without she would win hands down.

The story is about what happens to a small town Kentucky librarian who gets turned into a vampire in order to save her life. Basically she gets laid off work, decides to get drunk at the local bar to finally get mistaken as a deer and shot by the side of a small country road. A vampire who was following her home must turn her into one of his own in order to save her. Now this might sound as almost dramatic but believe me there's humour in anything that involves Jane. Becoming a vamp is just the beginning of her problems when other bloodsuckers start dying and this time I mean permanently around her. So she becomes suspect number one and vamp law is not as tidy as our own. To make matters worse she seems to be the target to different attempts on her well being. So how is she going to clear her name and survive the ordeal...well...that's all for you to read and believe me it's a worthwhile adventure.

I actually would give this one a big 4.5 star or leaf rating, I just love Jane's character and how everything seems to focus around her. She changes and matures from the get go and I simply can't wait to see where the author has in store for her. I guess the best way to describe the book would be equal part Chicagoland Vampires with equal part Stephanie Plum. Chances are that if you like one or the other you will appreciate this one. Just don't get your hope up to high for the great mystery part.

Comments on this review:
AlbertaJenn

" He’s like the best friend who always imagines you naked." That is a perfect description of Dick! I assure you, the adventures keep getting crazier in the next two books. We've got a creepy possible step-grandpa, a werewolf wedding to plan, and strange secrets that Gabriel seems to be keeping! Yipee! Good fun.

Buggy

Wow thanks Rohg, this sounds really great. How I've missed this is a mystery (apparently the only one though)

Roger Whissel

Thanks A.J. ...Jane is such a great character. These are now part of my fav list.

Roger Whissel

You're right about that Buggy, these aren't J.D. Robb material BUT they are fun to read. The writing is a lot better than I imagined.

Lokki

I'd just like to point out that I reviewed this book 14 months ago. So, yeah Buggy, how did you miss it ;-)

Roger Whissel

Gin.

Buggy

I don't read your reviews he he he

Lokki

*gasp* Say it ain't so. That must be the gin talking ;-)

Buggy

Yeah Okay I read your reviews but I don't have the greatest of memories, possibly from all the...GIN

AlbertaJenn

Bug, you're the last one to yet review it! Away you go and read! ;-)

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