Puffin Classics Dracula
by Bram Stoker
Illustrator: Tony Diterlizzi
Foreword by: Holly Black
Penguin UK Juvenile | March 24, 2009 | Trade Paperback
Jonathan Harker is sent by his law firm to Castle Dracula to discuss business with Transylvania noble Count Dracula. His nightmare experience there is just the start of a macabre chain of events. Harker soon finds himself in a race against time to free his wife, Mina, and other souls who are in thrall to the evil count. Dracula must be destroyed at all costs. . . .
@BleedingGums A damsel is bleeding from her ears and eyes She's afraid of the sun Like a ginger
We must sort this out. She may be a vampire, but I can't tell the father. He wonders if her 'lady times' are just out of control.
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