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Mass Market Paperbound

352 Pages, 4.2 x 6.8 x 1 in

August 29, 2006

St. Martins Press


0312938853
9780312938857

From the Publisher

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her unorthodox psychiatrist who bore a striking resemblance to Santa Claus. So at the age of twelve, Burroughs found himself amidst Victorian squalor living with the doctor''s bizarre family, and befriending a pedophile who resided in the backyard shed. The story of an outlaw childhood where rules were unheard of, and the Christmas tree stayed up all year-round, where Valium was consumed like candy, and if things got dull, an electroshock therapy machine could provide entertainment. The funny, harrowing, and bestselling account of an ordinary boy''s survival under the most extraordinary circumstances...

From the Jacket

"OUTRAGEOUSLY AMUSING."
--"Entertainment Weekly"
"COMPELLING."
--"USA"" Today"
"BREATHTAKING."
--"Tampa"" Tribune"
THINK YOUR CHILDHOOD WAS WEIRD?
ENTER THIS TWELVE-YEAR-OLD''S WACKY WORLD...
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS is the true story of a boy whose mother (a poet with delusions of Anne Sexton) gave him away to be raised by her unorthodox psychiatrist who bore a striking resemblance to Santa Claus. So at the age of twelve, Burroughs found himself amidst Victorian squalor living with the doctor''s bizarre family, and befriending a pedophile who resided in the backyard shed. The story of an outlaw childhood where rules were unheard of, and the Christmas tree stayed up all year-round, where Valium was consumed like candy, and if things got dull, an electroshock therapy machine could provide entertainment. The funny, harrowing, and bestselling account of an ordinary boy''s survival under the most extraordinary circumstances...
"Promotes visceral responses (of laughter, wincing, retching) on nearly every page...funny and rich with child''s-eye details of adults who have gone off the rails."
--"The New York Times Book Review"
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Visit: www.augusten.com

About the Author

Augusten Burroughs was born in 1965 and raised in Western Massachusetts. He is the author of the memoirs Running with Scissors (2002) and Dry (2003), and the essay collections, Magical Thinking: True Stories (2004) and Possible Side Effects (2006), all of which were instant bestsellers both in hardcover and paperback. The #1 New York Times bestseller, Running with Scissors , has remained on the New York Times bestseller list for over two-and-a-half consecutive years. He is also the author of the novel, Sellevision (2000). His books are published in over 25 countries. The film of Running with Scissors , written and directed by Ryan Murphy (creator of Nip/Tuck ) and executive produced by Brad Pitt, will be released in 2006. The picture stars Annette Bening, Alec Baldwin, Brian Cox, Jill Clayburgh, Joeseph Fiennes, Gwenyth Paltrow, Evan Rachel Wood, with newcomer Joe Cross portraying Augusten. Augusten himself is featured in the film at the very end. The film version of Sellevision is in pre-production, to be adapted for the screen and directed by Mark Bozek.

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From the Critics

"The most amazing book...hilarious, freaky-deaky, berserk, controlled, transcendent, touching, affectionate, vengeful, all-embracing. It makes you happy that there''s such a thing in the world as a string of written words...a golden effervescence of invention and wit that stuns you with its audacity and beauty and powerful love of being alive. "Running with Scissors," as a memoir in the current conventional sense, makes a good run at blowing every other contender out of the water." --"The Washington Post"
"Bawdy, outrageous, often hilarious...the anecdotes in "Running with Scissors" can be so flippant, and so insanely funny (quite literally), that the effect is that of a William Burroughs situation comedy." --"The New York Times
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""Running With Scissors" is testament to the resilience of the human spirit. That he can stand aside as an impartial observer of it, even write with humor in spite of the tragedy around him, is astounding proof of our emotional survival skills...reads like David Sedaris writing "The Hotel New Hampshire." --"The Boston Globe"
''Twisted, freakish, unfathomably bizarre...Not only is it one of the funniest "coming of age" memoirs written, it''s also the best of the genre since Paul Monette''s "Becoming a Man...." It''s literally breathtaking, and you may find yourself putting the book down occasionally to catch some air. But when you come back for more, Burroughs'' brilliant writing and humor in the face of darkness catch you off guard...It will prove to be a lasting treasure, a gorgeously written true-life story destined to be cherished and quoted long after its last page is read. Best of all, by the book''s end, it bravely stands as a life-affirmingsurvival guide for all the misfits of the world." --"The Tampa Tribune"
""Running with Scissors" is a cut above...screamingly funny...Two things make Burroughs'' book so compelling: his wit and his depiction of the wild goings-on in this large, strange family...But the true source of Running with Scissors'' appeal stems from Burroughs'' ability to bring the 1970''s alive...In the end, the book celebrates Burroughs'' resilient, upbeat spirit, which helps him surmount one of the weirder childhoods on record." --"USA TODAY"
"Augusten Burroughs'' memoir, "Running With Scissors," is a surreal and entertaining trip through a young life most readers will thank God wasn''t theirs...Burroughs never lets his readers forget that stuck in the middle of all the madness is a confused boy." --"Cleveland Plain Dealer"
"Shocking, sarcastic, humorous but never dull, the memoir has an effect similar to watching a car accident. You know you shouldn''t gawk, but you simply can''t turn away from the carnage." --"Boston Herald"
"He survived parental trauma, his mom''s psychiatrist''s house of horrors and, to bring the book into the here and now, an acquaintance with a pedophile...But Augusten Burroughs''s memoir still makes you laugh, because it''s as funny as it is twisted." --"G.Q."

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Reviews from the Community35 Reviews

  • Brent

    Brent

    Schmaltzy but entertaining 4

    This review is from: Running With Scissors: A Memoir (Hardcover)

    7 years ago

    An entertaining and action packed ride through the life of the author, Augusten. Anyone that could live through this craziness and live to tell the story deserves a read. read more

  • sk2008

    sk2008

    • 1 person found this helpful

    Hard To Believe & Hard To Put Down 4

    This review is from: Running with Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    9 months ago

    This book was shocking. I can't believe the things that Augusten went through growing up are actually true. Some of the stories he tells are so completely out there and hard to imagine ever happening...which is what makes this book so wonderful. I would recommend this, it's funny and hard to put down because you want to know what his crazy family will do next. I've already ordered his next book and can't wait to read it.

  • Karin Walden

    Karin Walden

    • 1 person found this helpful

    Disturbingly Brilliant 4

    This review is from: Running With Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    2 years ago

    Wow. Burroughs' writing is magnificant. It was difficult to put this book down. It is quite possibly the most disturbingly brilliant story I have ever read. A job well done in capturing the image of a broken family struggling with day-to-day life. Beautiful.

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  • Peachy TO

    Peachy TO

    • Most Interesting

    Made me an instant fan of Burroughs 4

    12 months ago

    Dark and hilarious, quirky and disturbing, above all else, a clear reminder that a sense of humour can go a long way. It's a keeper! www.booksnakereviews.blogspot.com

  • Suzanne Kettley

    Suzanne Kettley

    Loved it 4

    This review is from: Running With Scissors: 4 Cds, 5 Hours (Hardcover)

    9 months ago

    I really enjoyed this book. It took me right back to the same era when I grew up, but it did it in a subtle, nonobvious way. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who grew up in the late 1960s or early 1970s.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous

    Bizarre 5

    This review is from: Running with Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    3 years ago

    Craziest book that I have read yet. Loved it!!! Very Bizarre and unbelievable at times, I needed to keep reading so quickly to find out what unusual things were going to happen next. "Dry" was a bit slow and predictable.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous

    Laugh out loud funny! 5

    This review is from: Running With Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    3 years ago

    This book was inspiring! Day to day life has now become more optimistic, because of this book. I've never before read a book that made me laugh out loud so much. I can't believe some of the things that went on in Augusten's life. What is absolutely astonishing when you read it is that its hard to believe but you know its true. A MUST READ or watch the movie, which I have yet to see because I'm not allowed haha. Well its an amazing book, if your not an abide reader, just read this, you won't be… read more

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  • greatedcorn

    greatedcorn

    • 1 person found this helpful

    what a storyteller! 5

    2 years ago

    running with scissors is a great book. the author's writing style is fantastic, so much so that the words just draw you in. little effort is required on your part to get into the story, the words just leap off the page. an example of this would be near the beginning when he was cleaning the pennies, that scene sticks out in my mind for some reason as an example of his writing style. the story over all is great though. i'm sure other people have summarized the book so i won't do that. i'll… read more

  • SRGP

    SRGP

    Who said running with scissors was a bad thing?!? 4

    This review is from: Running with Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    3 years ago

    Witty, darkly humourous and all in all a great read. Loved it!

  • BookThia

    BookThia

    Made me cringe 1

    2 years ago

    I had heard this book was "hilarious" and "uplifting". It was not. It was disturbing and shocking. It was like a train wreck -- I kept reading even though I wanted to look away. If any part of this book is true (and memoirs are supposed to be true), then the people responsible for raising this boy should be in jail.

    Comments on this review:
    • I completely agree. I could not word it better myself. I thought I would have enjoyed it because it is GLBTTQ friendly, but it was a great disappointm ... read more

      2 years ago

    • A truly deeply disturbing and tragic story. I read the entire thing hoping it would get better, sadly it didn't. After finishing it, I passed it on to ... read more

      11 months ago

  • Deborah Denault

    Deborah Denault

    Glad it is not me! 3

    This review is from: Running with Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    3 years ago

    This book was good, but not great. I found it a little slow at first but by the first few chapters I could hardly put it down. I can't not believe that people really live like this and it makes you happy to have a "normal" life!

  • Ariel

    Ariel

    • Top Book Reviewer
    • 1 person found this helpful

    Fun 4

    2 years ago

    A hilarious, funny but freaky autobiography. Clever writing - Burroughs really knows how to tell good stories. I enjoyed this book with many LOL moments, but would agree that this is not something for the conservatives or anyone with existing cardiac problems.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous

    Couldn't Get Enough 5

    This review is from: Running with Scissors: A Memoir (Trade Paperback)

    3 years ago

    Running with scissors is one of my favorite books. I literally read it in one night because I just could not put it down for one minute. Most of the content is not for the average person and you really have to have an open mind to read it. You start to really feel for Augusten, and you become so proud of him when he overcomes all the madness in his life. I will be the first in line to see it at the movies when it's released.

  • Angela Martincevic

    Angela Martincevic

    Therapeutic read 4

    2 years ago

    A story of a young boy's traumatic journey through his childhood. Has the dark overtones found in stories such as The Royal Tannenbaums. Helps one recognize that all families are dysfunctional, just a matter of degree really.

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