UGH! I want my money back. Anywho, the cover describes the book as
a no-nonsense, tough-love guide for savvy girls who blah blah blah.
I don't even know where to start...I guess 'no-nonsense' would be a
good place since I found this book full of nonsense! Granted there
were some good basic points in the book that cannot be refuted or
denied, regardless of who holds a whatever kind of degree in
anything, trying to write an intelligent book that you want people
to take seriously cannot have a sentence like, "...shut the f*ck
up, look at an inspirational picture of a skinny b*tch and clean
out your freezer." (pg. 53) *wrinkles nose* To me it just seems
so...tacky.
When I was younger I read an interview with Will Smith and he was
talking about how his grandmother saw some of his earlier lyrics
and told him off for having expletives in it. She said that
"intelligent people do not use these words to express themselves,"
and I have kept that with me ever since. If it is not acceptable to
write profanity in a scientific peer-reviewed journal, then you
don't write a 'self-help' book that you want other people to take
seriously. Not ONLY does it have profanity in the way I just
illustrated, it goes on to swear and mock the reader, ie. "Coffee
is for p*ssies," (pg. 15) and the ever amusing, "Get your head out
of your as$. Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who
think these products can be low fat or fat free = f*cking morons."
(pg. 63) and "Don't be a cheap as$hole." (pg. 179). Doesn't that
make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Inspired to feel good
about yourself now? I know I certainly do! *feel the sarcasm here,
please*
If those lovely tid-bits of inspirational goodies didn't convince
you of these ladies' credibility, let's look at some of their
actual recommendations: "Health is Wealth makes fake buffalo wings
that taste so good, your pubes will fall out." (pg. 54). WOW!
Now don't get me wrong here. I am not being a prude or uptight. I
can cuss it up with the best of them and can even string a few
along to make one messed up sentence you'll have to pause to make
sense of what I just said - that's not the point. I will not write
it in a novel I'd like to have published and then expect to be
taken seriously. Having those little gems in there is not
no-nonsense and it is not tough-love and it does not imply
savviness. It's trash masking biased, misleading and misrepresented
data.
Getting into the nitty gritty of the book as a whole. What the
authors are saying is that to be a Skinny B*tch you must do this:
Give up dairy. Give up meat. That's it. No two ways about it. It
doesn't offer any helpful tips on how to improve your diet, it
pretty much tells you to radically change your diet and then goes
on to give 'scientific fact' on why veganism is the way to go. If
you're not looking to go vegan, tough cookies. Is it safe to
suggest to the readers out there to cut out ALL forms of meat,
dairy, poultry and seafood in order to get skinny? I highly doubt
it.
Like I said before, the book has some very good points (if you can
read in between the lines that are so desperately shouting 'trying
too hard to be "savvy" there are some facts there that even the
newbie dieter should have already picked up. Nothing new there.
Besides spouting the nothing new factoids, the rest of the book
pretty much goes on to paint a completely negative picture of the
farming industry, the FDA and the cruelty to animals. I get it
girls, you are not big fans of meat or the government. In fact,
this theme is so apparent in the book that it should have actually
been titled "Skinny B*tches B*tch about Government Agencies." They
have a WHOLE 23-page chapter entitled: "Have No Faith: Government
Agencies Don't Give a Sh*t About Your Health. To have the gall to
create a chapter titled that, you'd better give me more than 23
pages of facts, data and proof to support your claim. The funny
thing is, when I said that 23 pages was too short to form a solid
foundation to uphold such a theory, this chapter is probably the
longest of all the other chapters in the 191-page book.
Interesting...
I am so downright irritated by this book I can't even keep my jaw
shut. The short version of the review is this: if you are not
planning on giving up meat, dairy or poultry you are a "f*cking fat
pig moron" (all quoted words are taken directly from the book.) If
you are looking for a way to better improve your diet, if you are
looking for tips and suggestions on what you could add to
supplement your diet, this is NOT the book for you. Save yourself
$16 (which is what I paid for this ridiculous "book" - thank
GOODNESS I didn't get the gift set) and research other books with
better reviews or with sound/scientific/proven data that attempts
to make the person you are BETTER and not radically change you from
the person you are into a b*tch...albeit a skinny one.