From one of the most famous--or infamous--divas of our time, Miss
Piggy, comes THE DIVA CODE: 10,000 IDIOTIC THINGS MEN DO...AND
OTHER FABULOUS FACTS OF LIFE EVERY DIVA NEEDS TO KNOW. Over the
years, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered wisdom about
what''s wrong with everyone else and what''s right with her. And
now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to
share all of her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude,
and her secrets of diva-dom! And as an added bonus, it will help
release your inner diva, so you can get what you deserve and give
others exactly what they deserve!
A few of the idiotic things men do...
HE''S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT
Let''s begin with one of men and frogdom''s all-time idiotic
offenses.You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold
hours of prep time) and in return he''s not willing to commit to
anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating
policy, a long-term relationship, marriage and he runs for
the exits! WHAT VOUS NEED
TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that
you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never
stop being offensive.
HE''S STATUS OBSESSED
-- It''s all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted
watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give
moi his number.
HE''S A NARCISSIST -
This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps,
biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he''s not pumping iron,
he''s primping in front of the mirror-tweezing, conditioning,
moisturizing and otherwise invading your personal grooming space.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO:
Ask yourself if he''s such a hunk that he''s worth it. If so, get
more mirrors. If not, dump him but get more mirrors anyway. After
all, narcissism isn''t a bad thing if it''s about vous.