Introducing ... the Trip!
Our whole family is going on a trip across Canada. When my
parents told us, they said we had to do it now because in two years
I'll be fourteen and "cool," and I won't want to go anywhere with
my family.
"A trip across Canada? Will it be fun? Are you sure it's not
going to be educational?" I've learned it pays to ask these things
in my family. My mon used to be a teacher, and she can't always
turn it off.
"Really fun," my parents answered together. Mom paused a moment.
"And nothing remotely educational about it."
"This is a plot so Guy doesn't spend all summer inside playing
computer games, isn't it?" said my younger sister, Rachel. She's
ten and she thinks she knows everything.
"We hadn't even considered that," said Dad.
Yeah, right.
Rachel wants to know how far we'll be going. Dad tells here its
about 6,000 km (3,730 miles) across Canada, not including trips to
the northern territories on our way back.
"Hey, maybe I'll find some rocks for my rock collection," Rachel
announced. She has about a million different collections.
"Very small rocks, I hope," said Dad. "What are you going to
collect, Guy?"
"Wildlife."
"We're going to have more wildlife in the car? Won't there be
enough in the back seat already?" Mom asked.
"I just want to see some wildlife. I'm brining my binoculars.
I'd like to see at least one new animal in every province.
Preferably charging at the car," I added.
"Then you won't need your binoculars after all," Rachel
answered. "I'm bringing Bucko, my stuffed beaver. He's been wanting
to see more of Canada, since he is our national animal."
I got a look at some of the other things she's put in her
backpack for the trip. You wouldn't believe the weird things she's
bringing. Do you really need to have your favourite collection of
bottle caps on a car trip across Canada?
My parents gave us each a journal. Mom said, "You should bring
your drawing material, Guy. There will be lots of opportunities for
your great cartoons."
"You could draw a cartoon about Bucko Beaver's trip across
Canada," Rachel suggested.
"Dumb idea, Rachel," I said. On the other hand...