Dimensions: 432 pages, 3.36 × 2.35 × 0.56 in
Published: April 21, 2014
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 0385735251
ISBN - 13: 9780385735254
About the Book
Andromeda Klein is a quiet, booky girl with an unexciting life.
world takes a turn for the weird. Strangely and suddenly Andromeda'
card readings have begun to predict events with bizarrely literal
accuracy. It seems impossible, but it looks like her
once-upon-a-time-partner-inoccultism, Daisy Wasserstrom, has begun
to harass her. Which wouldn' t be quite as strange if Daisy hadn' t
died the year before. But what is weird is getting arguably worse.
Omens, dreams, cards hidden inside a hollowed out book, and images
from a file of comics drawn by a previous inhabitant of her family'
s suburban duplex are all coming together to contain hints of
buried truths concerning her family, her circle of " friends, " her
cat, and her secret, estranged, much older and forbidden
boyfriend-in-theory. And as Andromeda tries to figure it all out,
she finds herself in a whole world of creepy you couldn' t even
begin to make up.
Read from the Book
The Universe is huge. The Universe is complex. Everything in it is connected to everything else. And it knows who you are and sometimes wants to show you things. Andromeda Klein''s front wheel sliced through a shallow puddle, spattering yet more mud on her boot ankle, glazing the grassy embankment on the left side of the bike path. "Trismegistus," she said under her breath, invoking the Egyptian god Thoth, lord of language and magic, and, if the theories of Mrs. John King van Rensselaer were to be believed, the god upon whose ancient temple at Hermopolis the book now known as the tarot was based. This oath, an expression of frustration, had nothing to do with the puddle or the boots: muddy boots are nothing but bad-ass. It was rather an offhand, grumpy plea for insight, for clarity. And the answer came almost immediately into view: a discarded half-crushed Styrofoam take-out box floating in a flooded storm drain had two plastic knives lying crossed on top of it. "Okay, I get it," she muttered. The Two of Swords. She had drawn it from her tarot deck in the girls'' bathroom before leaving school that day, and here it was again floating in the gutter. And with a box, to boot. Sometimes the Universe was subtle; other times it hit you over the head like it thought you were stupid. One dream, one card, an otherworldly instant message, and dozens of synchs involving swords, boxes, and the vexing case of Twice Holy Soror Daisy Wasserstrom: it had been an unusually
From the Publisher
From Frank Portman, author of the cult classic King Dork
that John Green says "will rock your world", comes a novel about
Andromeda Klein, who has a few problems of her own.
Her hair is kind of horrible.
Her partner-in-occultism, Daisy, is dead.
Her secret, estranged, much older and forbidden
boyfriend-in-theory, has gone AWOL.
And her mother has learned how to text.
In short, things couldn''t get much worse. Until they do. Daisy
seems to be attempting to make contact from beyond, books are
starting to disappear from the library, and then, strangely and
suddenly, Andromeda''s tarot readings are beginning to predict
events with bizarrely literal accuracy.
Omens are everywhere. Dreams; swords; fires; hidden cards; lost,
broken, and dead cell phones . . . and what is Daisy trying to tell
In the ensuing struggle of neutral versus evil, it''s Andromeda
Klein against the world, modern society, demonic forces, and the
"friends" of the library.
From the Jacket
Starred Review, Booklist, August 1, 2009:
"With impish prose and ridiculously researched detail,
Portman fully fleshes a one-of-a-kind character."
About the Author
Frank Portman (aka Dr. Frank) is also the author of King
Dork and the singer/songwriter/guitarist of the
influential East Bay punk band the Mr. T. Experience (MTX). MTX has
released about a dozen albums since forming in the
mid-1980s. Frank lives in Oakland, California. You
can visit him online at frankportman.com.
Praise for Andromeda Klein:
[STAR] "With impish prose and
ridiculously researched detail, Portman fully fleshes a
one-of-a-kind character."-Booklist, Starred
"Andromeda is a compelling character...[with] unique
and likable flavor."-Kirkus Reviews
"Portman''s depiction of Andromeda''s struggles in
her claustrophobic world is skilled and affectionate...[readers]
will find plenty of food for thought."-Publishers
"A vivid portrait of Andromeda...the teen addresses a
variety of issues, from censorhsip to frienship to parental
involvemnt."-School Library Journal