Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

by Chelsea Handler

Running Press | March 25, 2014 | Hardcover

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is rated 4 out of 5 by 14.
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. This mini edition abridgement of her bestselling book, Chelsea mines her past for stories that are outrageous and one of a kind. Whether she is convincing her third-grade class that she’s play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in an upcoming film or pretending to honeymoon with her father to get an upgrade to first class, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into outrageous situations.


Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 176 pages, 3 × 2.5 × 0.98 in

Published: March 25, 2014

Publisher: Running Press

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0762452110

ISBN - 13: 9780762452118

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Rated 2 out of 5 by from Meh ... I give this book 2.5 stars. This book was just ok with a few LOL moments. Mostly, it was just ridiculous, and not sublimely so. It was a quick, and super easy read, but I can't really recommend it. "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" was definitely funnier - try that one instead.
Date published: 2012-11-06
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Pretty hilarious I thought this book was funny and well written. I went in with no expectations and ended up really enjoying it. I only gave it a try because a friend suggested it to me and I wanted to take a break from reading series after series of my usual novels. I highly recommend if you're looking for a quick read and a good laugh.
Date published: 2012-08-30
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious A simple, amazing, scintillating and humorous read.
Date published: 2012-03-02
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Funny!! Chelsea is great I just love her. The book was funny from beginning to end, she has great stories to tell. A must read if you love Chelsea Handler :)
Date published: 2012-02-11
Rated 5 out of 5 by from So Funny One of the funniest books I have ever read. I this this chick.
Date published: 2011-09-16
Rated 4 out of 5 by from pure hilarity couldn't have picked a more 'laugh out loud' book as handler holds back absolutely nothing. some spots i found myself laughing at the choice of words or phrases she used to describe her situations rather than the actual hilarity of the moment (some weren't that funny) but overall--if you're simply looking for a good book to sit back with at the end of a long day, with a nice glass of vodka with an added delightful lime wedge (as she may suggest) and shed a few tears from laughing, you've certainly found your book.
Date published: 2010-05-11
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Very funny!! Did not finish reading yet, but I love this book. I like the down to earth approach, Love the fact that Chelsea is not perfect and she writes about it.
Date published: 2010-01-13
Rated 3 out of 5 by from A Nice trip down someone else's memory lane Although I enjoyed My Horizontal Life better, Are You There Vodka, It's me Chelsea was still a fun glimpse into Chelsea's life. It's told in a voice similar to stories you would expect your good friend to tell you about past adventures; no big unnecessary words, no arrogant similes, just simple, humourous stories. There were times though that I wondered if perhaps Chelsea embellished some of her stories. A nice, light read for the beach or airplane.
Date published: 2010-01-04
Rated 2 out of 5 by from Okay Her first book, "My Horizontal Life" was more entertaining than this one. You end up feeling sorry for her and wonder why she isn't in rehab of some form or another.
Date published: 2009-09-29
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Brilliant!! An absolutely hilarious read from start to finish. I'm going to pick up My Horizontal Life right now in the hope that it's equally as good. A must read for anyone who enjoys a good laugh!
Date published: 2009-08-07
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Another Stunner I have read both of Chelsea Handler's books in under a week. I can't help it, iLove this woman! Whether in her memoirs or on her show (Chelsea Lately) this woman makes me laugh while she pushes the envelope of what is socially and politically acceptable, which that is why I think we'd get along so well. In VODKA, this is more a telling of her life and what (I think) drove her to Grey Goose (V of choice) and HORIZONTAL was more a telling of her sexual escapades (amazing and hilarious). In this book you will laugh, be shocked, possibly offended, but it is all in good fun, so lighten the hell up. I hope she continues to write more fantastic books!
Date published: 2009-07-07
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Funny Chelsea Handler is hilarious, so this book was obviously funny. She has a way of making fun of everything and it will definitely make you laugh out loud. My only negative about this book is it was not as good as My Horizontal Life, which she also wrote. If you have not read My Horizontal Life, I would highly recommend that one, it's so much better.
Date published: 2009-02-26
Rated 3 out of 5 by from Are you there Vodka? Honestly, I was a tad disappointed with this book - although it was an amusing read, there were not as many "laugh out loud" moments as I thought there would be. I think I prefer her live over written.
Date published: 2009-01-29
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Great Read Another great book from Chelsea Handler. Although not as hysterically funny as 'My Horizontal Life' I still very much enjoyed it and looked forward to each chapter.
Date published: 2008-09-03

– More About This Product –

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

by Chelsea Handler

Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 176 pages, 3 × 2.5 × 0.98 in

Published: March 25, 2014

Publisher: Running Press

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0762452110

ISBN - 13: 9780762452118

From the Publisher

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. This mini edition abridgement of her bestselling book, Chelsea mines her past for stories that are outrageous and one of a kind. Whether she is convincing her third-grade class that she’s play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in an upcoming film or pretending to honeymoon with her father to get an upgrade to first class, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into outrageous situations.


About the Author

Chelsea Handler is an accomplished stand-up comic, talk show host, and New York Times bestselling author. She is the star of her own late-night show Chelsea Lately, and does regular tours across the country. She lives in Los Angeles, California.
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