Dimensions: 416 Pages, 5.91 × 8.66 × 1.18 in
Published: September 28, 2010
Publisher: Gallery Books
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 1416938745
ISBN - 13: 9781416938743
About the Book
"Assholes Finish First" is Max's deliciously dirty collection of 25 true tales of sex, girls, and wildly entertaining depravity.
From the Publisher
The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire
New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First,
featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your
drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous?
Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex,
obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery,
and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts
where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then
proceeds to "some next-level shit."
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka,
but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get
answers to the hard questions you''ve never thought of
• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind
sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her
twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun
and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name
on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are
the product of one man''s experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
About the Author
Tucker Max was born September 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Ga. He attended
Lafayette High School before transferring and graduating from New
Jersey's Blair Academy in 1995. Three years later he completed a
B.A. in Law, Letters and Society at the University of Chicago,
graduating with honors in 1998. Max attended Duke Law School on an
academic scholarship, where he received a J.D. in 2001. He was
a summer associate at Fenwick & West. He began his career by
publishing The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines (2001), which he
followed up by Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories.
Max was the facilitator of the website "Tard Blog", from 2002-
2003. Max's book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell became a New York
Times #1 bestseller and has made the Best Seller List each year
from 2006 to 2011. It has sold over one million copies worldwide,
including 400,000 copies in 2009 alone. He is also the founder of
the now defunct Rudius Media, an Internet-based publishing outlet
and management firm. His book was subsequently made into a feature
film of the same title. In September 2010 he released his book
entitled Assholes Finish First which made Publisher's Weekly Best
Seller List in 2011.