Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Erich Krauss, Forrest Griffin

HarperCollins | August 3, 2010 | Kobo Edition (eBook)

Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse is rated 5 out of 5 by 2.

Do you really need to buy this book? You gotta ask yourself one question: Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here is a quick checklist:

1. Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?

2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?

3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?

4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?

5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

As you can see, you need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperon. When he was in the womb, his mother had visions that the world would soon crumble, and Forrest would be the messiah of all mankind. He learned of these "visions" at the age of ten, and although they led him to believe that his mom had just been watching Mad Max and eating bad Mexican food, nevertheless he began his postapocalyptic training—a part of which involved his becoming a proud member of the Webelos, which is just one step below Boy Scout. And you know what the Boy Scout motto is. (Well, I hope you do, because Forrest doesn't have a clue). Another part involved hoarding ketchup packets, which he sucked down in the darkness of his room while listening to Nine Inch Nails. Hey, don't judge . . . hoarders are survivors. Just look at squirrels, they have been around longer than sharks.

If you want to survive the end of the world, and then avoid ending up in a government holding pen suffering from a bunch of diseases and listening to crying babies, you've got some skills to master. But don't worry—Forrest has you covered. From spotting the signs of the global downfall, to alienating your loved ones now so they don't come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, he provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

Format: Kobo Edition (eBook)

Published: August 3, 2010

Publisher: HarperCollins

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062018361

ISBN - 13: 9780062018366

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Another very amusing read from Forrest and Erich This book is another great hit from Forrest and Erich. With Got Fight?, this dynamic duo published an interesting read that captured the hearts and minds of fight fans and critics. But was it just a one off? This book proves that Forrest can be more then just a guy that gets punched in the head for a living. I hope he continues to write. I'm looking forward to more great work from this team.
Date published: 2010-11-30
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Victory lies in preparation, and alienation of loved ones! Nothing should prevent you from reading this book! On top of being the most useful book about surviving the apocalypse written by a UFC fighter from Georgia, it is also one of the funniest books i have ever read. Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss have crafted a perfect guide to survival that will leave you wanting for nothing. every single chapter is enlightening and hilarious. everyone should pick up a copy of this book, it really seems to mean a lot to Forrest that he get that royalty cheque. besides, if you don't buy the book, how will you ever transform your ordinary truck into a postapocalyptic war machine? Think about it, you'll realize you need this book.
Date published: 2010-11-24

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Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Erich Krauss, Forrest Griffin

Format: Kobo Edition (eBook)

Published: August 3, 2010

Publisher: HarperCollins

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062018361

ISBN - 13: 9780062018366

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Do you really need to buy this book? You gotta ask yourself one question: Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here is a quick checklist:

1. Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?

2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?

3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?

4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?

5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

As you can see, you need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperon. When he was in the womb, his mother had visions that the world would soon crumble, and Forrest would be the messiah of all mankind. He learned of these "visions" at the age of ten, and although they led him to believe that his mom had just been watching Mad Max and eating bad Mexican food, nevertheless he began his postapocalyptic training—a part of which involved his becoming a proud member of the Webelos, which is just one step below Boy Scout. And you know what the Boy Scout motto is. (Well, I hope you do, because Forrest doesn't have a clue). Another part involved hoarding ketchup packets, which he sucked down in the darkness of his room while listening to Nine Inch Nails. Hey, don't judge . . . hoarders are survivors. Just look at squirrels, they have been around longer than sharks.

If you want to survive the end of the world, and then avoid ending up in a government holding pen suffering from a bunch of diseases and listening to crying babies, you've got some skills to master. But don't worry—Forrest has you covered. From spotting the signs of the global downfall, to alienating your loved ones now so they don't come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, he provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

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