Dimensions: 256 pages, 8.5 × 6 × 1 in
Published: March 9, 2010
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 0446552445
ISBN - 13: 9780446552448
About the Book
The hilarious new book from the star of Chelsea Lately and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea .
Get ready for big laughs as Chelsea Handler lets loose with more comic personal essays. In this new, no-holds-barred account of life on the ridiculous side, Chelsea mines the wealth of material that is her family, her sex life, her career, and her distinctively outrageous worldview. Here is young Chelsea discovering "The Feeling" during a third-grade sleepover and getting shafted by clueless parents over Cabbage Patch dolls...and grown-up Chelsea at the mercy of the remote control, Lean Pockets, and Sex and the City --but still managing to convince her boyfriend that there are Swiss Army knives in the soles of her $16,000 shoes. Through it all, Chelsea never lets anyone off the hook, even herself, as she delivers page after page of irrevent humor, biting wit, and deliciously off-kilter entertainment.
From the Publisher
WHAT . . . A RIOT!
Life doesn''t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author ofAre You There, Vodka? It''s Me, Chelseadelivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it''s writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It''s open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn''t talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!
CHELSEA HANDLER ON...
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn''t have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren''t purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend:"He''s similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn''t cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother:"He''s a certified public accountant, andIhave a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor:"It wasn''t her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
About the Author
Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!''sChelsea Lately.
Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.-Jay Leno