Format: Trade Paperback
Dimensions: 224 Pages, 5.12 × 7.87 × 0.39 in
Published: July 25, 2006
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 0812974468
ISBN - 13: 9780812974461
Read from the Book
"A very entertaining book that will confirm parents' deepest fears
about what their kids do at college."
-AJ Jacobs, author of The Know-It-All
"A great read for anyone who is heading to college, has graduated
from college, or is currently lying in a pool of their own vomit at
- Court Crandall, Creator of Old School
"Hook-ups, break-ups and tons of drama. These college tales
are stranger-and funnier-than fiction."
--Emily Giffin, New York Times bestselling author of
Something Borrowed and Baby Proof
"The bible for anyone looking to maximize college fun and avoid
dangerous pitfalls like someone puking in your beer."
--Carrie Aizley and Christen Sussin, Oxygen''s "Campus
"Comic, cautionary, and delightfully bizarre. . . . Should be
mandatory reading for student affairs staffs everywhere."
--Anders Henriksson, Author of the New York Times
bestseller, Non Campus Mentis
"These stories remind me of the same wonderful idiots at my
school. Actually, I think some are from those same idiots."
-- Steve Hofstetter, Author of Student Body Shots: A Sarcastic
Look at the Best 4-6 Years of Your Life
From the Publisher
Your diploma says it, your student loans prove it: You went to
college. But be honest: What you really learned had nothing to do
with your GPA.
Just when you thought it was safe to matriculate, three university
grads reveal amazing campus stories of hilarious extracurricular
adventures and eccentricities. Ben Applebaum, Ryan McNally, and
Derrick Pittman-Web hosts of CollegeStories.com-culled through
thousands of tall but true tales of psycho roommates, legendary
pranks, hellish hookups, and vertigo nights. The result is this
wild collection of the funniest and most bizarre memories from the
not-so-hallowed halls of academia.
Canty's Obituary Revenge: After his practical-joker buddies place
an obituary notice in the local paper, a baffled student returns
from a weekend away to a shocked campus and hundreds of
House of the Sinking Feeling: For five Texas undergrads, a class
project goes terribly awry, thanks to a combustible mix of rabid
armadillos, sporadic gunfire, a sinkhole, and cockroaches the size
of cell phones.
Indoor Winter Beach Party: In what "seemed like a good idea at the
time," snow-weary roommates throw a beach bash in their apartment,
replete with swimsuits, kiddie pools, and eight hundred pounds of
Hooters and Honors: A young coed/waitress at Hooters earns big tips
during a fifty-two-year-old patron's birthday celebration-only to
discover later that the "birthday boy" is her new English
Uproarious and irresistibly candid, Class Dismissed should
be required reading for students, grads, and only the bravest of
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