A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a
manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of
demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations,
diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of
Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and
inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military
handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies.
A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself,
the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and
Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and
Slicing Orphaned Children."
Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell
has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for
the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon
Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this
Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material.
Martin Olson's savage wit provides the
firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since
Mark Twain passed-channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past
fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials,
inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and