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Getting Revenge on Lauren Wood

by Eileen Cook

Simon Pulse | November 7, 2013 | Hardcover

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Popularity is the best revenge.

In the final weeks of eighth grade, Lauren Wood made a choice. She betrayed her best friend, Helen, in a manner so publicly humiliating that Helen had to move to a new town just to save face. Ditching Helen was worth it, though, because Lauren started high school as one of the It Girls--and now, at the start of her senior year, she''s the cheerleading captain, the quarterback''s girlfriend, and the undisputed queen bee. Lauren has everything she''s ever wanted, and she has forgotten all about her ex-best friend.

But Helen could never forget Lauren. After three years of obsessing, she''s moving back to her old town. She has a new name and a new look, but she hasn't dropped her old grudges. She has a detailed plan to bring down her former BFF by taking away everything that''s ever been important to Lauren-starting with her boyfriend.

Watch out, Lauren Wood. Things are about to get bitchy.

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Praise for What Would Emma Do? by Eileen Cook:

"Sassy and sly and sweet all at the same time, this book made me laugh out loud." --Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries and Airhead

"Not since Judy Blume's Margaret introduced herself to God has there been such a funny, genuine, conflicted, wanna-be-sorta-good-maybe-later girl as Emma. Cook's tone as she takes on the big ones-life, love, faith, and friendship-is pitch perfect." --Jacquelyn Mitchard, author of The Midnight Twins and The Deep End of the Ocean

"Smart and fun and full of heart." --Sarah Mlynowski, author of Bras & Broomsticks and How to Be Bad

Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 272 pages, 3.25 × 2.17 × 0.39 in

Published: November 7, 2013

Publisher: Simon Pulse

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1416974334

ISBN - 13: 9781416974338

Appropriate for ages: 14

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Getting Revenge on Lauren Wood

by Eileen Cook

Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 272 pages, 3.25 × 2.17 × 0.39 in

Published: November 7, 2013

Publisher: Simon Pulse

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1416974334

ISBN - 13: 9781416974338

About the Book

"The Count of Monte Cristo" meets "Mean Girls" in this scandalicious, hilarious tale of friendship, betrayal, makeovers, and revenge.

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Chapter Seven I planned my move back to Terrace with the same level of care and detail employed by nations going to war. My parents, who never met a self-help book they didn’t like, were huge fans of goal setting and visualizing your perfect future. How would the universe send you your heart’s desire if you weren’t clear about what you wanted? I forget which book my mom had gotten it from, The Secret , or maybe Energy for Life , but she was big on writing down what you wanted. Somehow this was supposed to help the universe bring it to you. The universe apparently has short-term memory loss issues. It needs things written down. My mom was always saying, “The difference between wishing and goal setting is that goal setters have a plan.” I wasn’t sure I bought into the whole theory, but why take the chance? I thought about every facet of my plan very carefully. I made lists and diagrams. I kept a three-ring binder with all of my notes separated by color-coded tabs. On the first page of my binder I wrote my new mission statement in large block letters so that the universe would be sure to see it, even if the universe had bad eyesight: GET REVENGE ON LAUREN WOOD Revenge is a tricky thing. I wanted Lauren to pay, but pay in a very particular way. For example, it might be momentarily satisfying to do one of the following: Push Lauren out in front of a speeding dump truck Slather her with BBQ sauce and set a herd of hungry pit bulls on her Pour hon
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Popularity is the best revenge.

In the final weeks of eighth grade, Lauren Wood made a choice. She betrayed her best friend, Helen, in a manner so publicly humiliating that Helen had to move to a new town just to save face. Ditching Helen was worth it, though, because Lauren started high school as one of the It Girls--and now, at the start of her senior year, she''s the cheerleading captain, the quarterback''s girlfriend, and the undisputed queen bee. Lauren has everything she''s ever wanted, and she has forgotten all about her ex-best friend.

But Helen could never forget Lauren. After three years of obsessing, she''s moving back to her old town. She has a new name and a new look, but she hasn't dropped her old grudges. She has a detailed plan to bring down her former BFF by taking away everything that''s ever been important to Lauren-starting with her boyfriend.

Watch out, Lauren Wood. Things are about to get bitchy.

------------------------------------------

Praise for What Would Emma Do? by Eileen Cook:

"Sassy and sly and sweet all at the same time, this book made me laugh out loud." --Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries and Airhead

"Not since Judy Blume's Margaret introduced herself to God has there been such a funny, genuine, conflicted, wanna-be-sorta-good-maybe-later girl as Emma. Cook's tone as she takes on the big ones-life, love, faith, and friendship-is pitch perfect." --Jacquelyn Mitchard, author of The Midnight Twins and The Deep End of the Ocean

"Smart and fun and full of heart." --Sarah Mlynowski, author of Bras & Broomsticks and How to Be Bad

Editorial Reviews

"Helen''s character arc is...well managed and believable, especially when the vestiges of her better self start to niggle at her conscience....Her management of the popularity game deftly reveals how brittle it can be, particularly when being popular isn''t coupled with actually being liked." --The Bulletin

Appropriate for ages: 14

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