Wondering why you should purchase this book when there are other
titles on the shelves written by much higher-caliber fighters?
Well, Forrest Griffin is not as good-looking as those guys. He''s
not as smart as them. He''s also not as athletically endowed. And
let''s face it, neither are you. Those other fighters are pretty
much better than you in every way. But you can actually aspire to
be as good as Forrest one day. Why? Because he is nothing special,
just like you.
Forrest is not a martial artist. He''s a fighter, and this book
was written for his kin. If you''re a hillbilly like Forrest and
you get off on having your face rearranged, Got Fight? is
for you. This is a manifesto more strategic than Sun Tzu''s The
Art of War, more philosophical than Bruce Lee''s Tao of
Jeet Kune Do, more powerful than a well-lubricated
In these pages you will learn about true mental
toughness-whether it''s scraping it out in the Octagon or picking
up chicks. You will learn about the mental defects that made
Forrest Griffin into the abomination he is today and how you can
use your shortcomings to become equally horrible. You will learn
the essential tactics of hand-to-hand combat as well as how to
defend yourself in the event of a sword attack. Never been attacked
by a sword? You need this book worse that we thought.
Still not convinced? Don''t worry. Even if you find that the
book sucks, it will be no worse than having sex with Forrest
Griffin. You''ll feel a small prick and some minor discomfort, and
then it will all be over.