Hi. I see you''re reading the back of my book. This tells me
that you either:
A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a
how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world''s greatest secret agent,
or B) don''t know how books work.
If your answer was "A," your best bet is probably the table
ofcontents, which is where you''ll find the "contents" of this
booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read "table" format. So maybe
gocheck that out for a minute and then come back here. I''ll wait.
. . .
Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to
dressproperly and how to drive an elephant? How to field
strip an AK-47and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in
her native tongue?How to pilot an airboat and how to make
about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to
kill a guy and how toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how
to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless
probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda
So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at
all-likeSterling Archer, the world''s greatest secret agent, quit
smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For
one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last
time I checked, thiswasn''t a damn library.
(Note: If your answer was "B," this probably isn''t the book you
want to start with.)