I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

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I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

by Karen Alpert

HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS | March 31, 2014 | Hardcover |

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In her New York Times bestselling self-published phenomenon I Heart My Little A-Holes popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting.

Karen Alpert knows that when your son wakes you up at 3:00 AM because he wants to watch Caillou, he''s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she''s an a-hole. And when your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they''re a-holes. Thankfully for parents everywhere, Alpert is not afraid to say it-whether on her blog Baby Sideburns, which draws anywhere from 150,000 to over a million unique visitors per month; her accompanying Facebook page, which has over 142,000 fans; or her Kickstarter-funded debut book, I Heart My Little A-Holes, self-published on October 22 and already a New York Times bestseller, with over 6000 copies sold in the first week alone.

Filled with hilarious stories (ranging from how to teach your kids to wipe to the perils of celebrating a birthday at the Rainforest Café); lists like "Ten Reasons I Hate Mother-Fing Caillou" and "Ten Milestones that SUCK ASS BIGTIME"; off-the-cuff reflections on motherhood (Zoey: Somebody has to come and wipe me because I pooped a BIG one. This sentence basically sums up my job description); and pictures that will make readers laugh so hard they''ll wish they were wearing a diaper, I Heart My Little A-Holes is exactly what harried parents are looking for. It''s no surprise that the book has quickly become a cultural phenomenon, not only hitting the list but garnering 265 five-star reviews on Amazon and sustaining an incredibly active Facebook page.

Now, Alpert is partnering with us in order to build upon the book''s success and reach an even wider audience. With zero presence in brick and mortar stores and no national publicity campaign behind it, I Heart My Little A-Holes is off to a fantastic start. But with the marketing, promotion, and distribution resources of a publishing house, the book has the potential to break out on a bigger level, reaching not only Alpert''s tried and true fans but tens of thousands of readers who haven''t even heard of Baby Sideburns. Yet. I Heart My Little A-Holes will be a riotously good read-a book to be discussed and shared among friends, through howls of laughter and maybe a few tears.

Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 272 Pages, 5.91 × 7.48 × 0.79 in

Published: March 31, 2014

Publisher: HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062341626

ISBN - 13: 9780062341624

Found in: Family Relationships

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I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

by Karen Alpert

Format: Hardcover

Dimensions: 272 Pages, 5.91 × 7.48 × 0.79 in

Published: March 31, 2014

Publisher: HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062341626

ISBN - 13: 9780062341624

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In her New York Times bestselling self-published phenomenon I Heart My Little A-Holes popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting.

Karen Alpert knows that when your son wakes you up at 3:00 AM because he wants to watch Caillou, he''s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she''s an a-hole. And when your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they''re a-holes. Thankfully for parents everywhere, Alpert is not afraid to say it-whether on her blog Baby Sideburns, which draws anywhere from 150,000 to over a million unique visitors per month; her accompanying Facebook page, which has over 142,000 fans; or her Kickstarter-funded debut book, I Heart My Little A-Holes, self-published on October 22 and already a New York Times bestseller, with over 6000 copies sold in the first week alone.

Filled with hilarious stories (ranging from how to teach your kids to wipe to the perils of celebrating a birthday at the Rainforest Café); lists like "Ten Reasons I Hate Mother-Fing Caillou" and "Ten Milestones that SUCK ASS BIGTIME"; off-the-cuff reflections on motherhood (Zoey: Somebody has to come and wipe me because I pooped a BIG one. This sentence basically sums up my job description); and pictures that will make readers laugh so hard they''ll wish they were wearing a diaper, I Heart My Little A-Holes is exactly what harried parents are looking for. It''s no surprise that the book has quickly become a cultural phenomenon, not only hitting the list but garnering 265 five-star reviews on Amazon and sustaining an incredibly active Facebook page.

Now, Alpert is partnering with us in order to build upon the book''s success and reach an even wider audience. With zero presence in brick and mortar stores and no national publicity campaign behind it, I Heart My Little A-Holes is off to a fantastic start. But with the marketing, promotion, and distribution resources of a publishing house, the book has the potential to break out on a bigger level, reaching not only Alpert''s tried and true fans but tens of thousands of readers who haven''t even heard of Baby Sideburns. Yet. I Heart My Little A-Holes will be a riotously good read-a book to be discussed and shared among friends, through howls of laughter and maybe a few tears.

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