Tom Oatmeal is just a regular guy thinking about things like
hair transplants for dogs and hand-to-hand combat with bus drivers.
Truly the most average man in the world, his collection of essays
reads like the fever dreams of a man both painfully clueless and
totally lacking in impulse control. They're delightfully paranoid,
addictively hilarious and charmingly illustrated.
The author's website, TomOatmeal.com, was one of Gawker's "Best
Things We Read All Year", and The New York Observer chose it as one
of the "100 Funniest Tumblers…Ever."