Dimensions: 240 pages, 8.5 × 5.7 × 0.88 in
Published: April 3, 2013
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 1400066204
ISBN - 13: 9781400066209
Read from the Book
Chapter One The DF Starter Kit (No Assembly Required!) 1. It helps considerably if your parents are musicians of some sort My mother, for instance, was an accomplished pianist who attended the High School of Music and Art before settling into the far more glamorous fields of parenting and psychiatry. In addition to her assigned roles as therapist, domestic slave, and mother to three savage monkeys (i.e. me, my twin brother, Mike, and our older brother, Dave) she played piano on a black upright Yamaha. Owing to the size of our home, the piano was located in what we savage monkeys thought of as the TV Room. This created a conflicting agenda, which in many ways crystallizes the generational dichotomy in our household: Mozart''s Piano Concerto No. 24 in C minor versus The Facts of Life. We barged in on her constantly, resentful of the attention she lavished on the instrument, and the serenity it seemed to grant her. Our father eventually affixed a latch to the door. Thus, the emblematic sound of our youth--a soft cascade of notes interrupted by ferocious pounding, then a muted sigh. Mom played beautifully. Our father sang, starting in high school and later with the Harvard Glee Club, a distinction we looked upon with the contempt to be expected of insecure male offspring. (Glee Club? Why not just announce you''re in the Gay Club?) He performed Lieder mostly, accompanied by our mother. Our father with his chin tipped slightly up, mournful German couplets trembling from his chest.
From the Publisher
Drooling fanatic, n. 1. One who drools in the presence of beloved
rock stars. 2. Any of a genus of rock-and-roll wannabes/geeks who
walk around with songs constantly ringing in their ears, own more
than 3,000 albums, and fall in love with at least one record per
With a life that's spanned the phonographic era and the digital
age, Steve Almond lives to Rawk. Like you, he's secretly longed to
live the life of a rock star, complete with insane talent, famous
friends, and hotel rooms to be trashed. Also like you, he's content
(sort of) to live the life of a rabid fan, one who has converted
his unrequited desires into a (sort of) noble obsession.
Rock and Roll Will Save Your
Life traces Almond's passion from his earliest (and most
wretched) rock criticism to his eventual discovery of a
music-crazed soul mate and their subsequent production of two
little superfans. Along the way, Almond reflects on the delusional
power of songs, the awkward mating habits of drooling fanatics, and
why Depression Songs actually make us feel so much better. The book
• sometimes drunken interviews with America's finest
• a recap of the author's terrifying visit to Graceland while
• a vigorous and credibility-shattering endorsement of Styx's
• recommendations you will often choose to ignore
• a reluctant exegesis of the Toto song "Africa"
• obnoxious lists sure to piss off rock critics
But wait, there's more. Readers will also be able to listen to a
special free mix designed by the author, available online at
www.stevenalmond.com, for the express purpose of eliciting your
drool. For those about to rock-we salute you!
About the Author
Steve Almond is the author of the essay collection (Not that You
Asked), the story collections My Life in Heavy Metal and The Evil
B.B. Chow, the nonfiction book Candyfreak, and the novel
Which Brings Me to You, co-written with Julianna Baggott.
He lives outside Boston with his wife and two children, and listens
to rock and roll at all hours.
"For some of us, music is true religion, and Catholic to boot.
Steve Almond comes off as devout -and divided-as any altar boy. His
strange and funny book should be required reading for all of us
fans and musicians who belong to the Church of Rock and Roll."
"Almond deftly straddles the line between intellectual and fan. He
veers smoothly between funny, cruel takedowns of rock fatuity while
registering its emotional impact ... a hilarious riff on the power
of music."-Publishers Weekly
"Whether he's writing about the depressing beauty of 'Eleanor
Rigby' or stalking a favorite musician in the men's room, there's
observational sharpness, unflinching honesty and biting humor.
You're compelled to read to see how music and love and life
intersect for him. The result is the nonfiction equivalent of Nick
Hornby's High Fidelity, a knowing and exhilarating look at
how one man dove headfirst into rock music and emerged on the other
"Addictive, impertinent fun …[Almond's] hilarious musings seem to
contain elements of both Hornby and David Sedaris, but he's truly a
character of his own idiosyncratic making."-Booklist