Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

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Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Forrest Griffin

Harpercollins Publishers | July 29, 2011 | Trade Paperback

Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse is rated 5 out of 5 by 2.

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here''s a quick checklist:

  1. Have you dug up your wife''s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
  2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
  3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
  4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
  5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you''re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones now so they don''t come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 272 pages, 9.25 × 6.25 × 0.73 in

Published: July 29, 2011

Publisher: Harpercollins Publishers

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0061998265

ISBN - 13: 9780061998263

Found in: Sports and Fitness

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Another very amusing read from Forrest and Erich This book is another great hit from Forrest and Erich. With Got Fight?, this dynamic duo published an interesting read that captured the hearts and minds of fight fans and critics. But was it just a one off? This book proves that Forrest can be more then just a guy that gets punched in the head for a living. I hope he continues to write. I'm looking forward to more great work from this team.
Date published: 2010-11-30
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Victory lies in preparation, and alienation of loved ones! Nothing should prevent you from reading this book! On top of being the most useful book about surviving the apocalypse written by a UFC fighter from Georgia, it is also one of the funniest books i have ever read. Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss have crafted a perfect guide to survival that will leave you wanting for nothing. every single chapter is enlightening and hilarious. everyone should pick up a copy of this book, it really seems to mean a lot to Forrest that he get that royalty cheque. besides, if you don't buy the book, how will you ever transform your ordinary truck into a postapocalyptic war machine? Think about it, you'll realize you need this book.
Date published: 2010-11-24

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Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Forrest Griffin

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 272 pages, 9.25 × 6.25 × 0.73 in

Published: July 29, 2011

Publisher: Harpercollins Publishers

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0061998265

ISBN - 13: 9780061998263

About the Book

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here's a quick checklist:

Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?

Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?

Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?

Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?

Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones "now" so they don't come looking for you "after," to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

From the Publisher

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here''s a quick checklist:

  1. Have you dug up your wife''s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
  2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
  3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
  4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
  5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you''re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones now so they don''t come looking for you after, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

About the Author

Forrest Griffin was born July 1, 1979 in Columbus, Ohio. He relocated to Athens, Georgia and received a degree in Political Science at the University of Georgia. Forrest worked in local law enforcement and on his days off he trained to be a mixed martial artist at the HardCore Gym where he developed his trademark "Sprawl and Brawl" style of fighting. A combination of martial arts fused with a bare knuckle barroom technique. Outside of the octagon, Griffin is an ardent supporter of the USO and the Wounded Warrior Project. Griffin's first book Got Fight?: The 50 Zen Principles of Hand-to-Face Combat (William Morrow, June 2009), was released to good reviews. His second book is Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse (William Morrow, August 2010).

Erich Krauss is a professional kickboxer who has lived and fought in Thailand. He has written for the New York Times and is the author of more than 25 books, including the New York Times Bestseller, Got Fight? Krauss is the founder and publisher of Victory Belt Publishing. He lives Las Vegas.