How To Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women, and Also Cocktails Ever Written

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How To Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women, and Also Cocktails Ever Written

by Sterling Archer

HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS | January 9, 2012 | Trade Paperback

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Hi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, or B) don't know how books work.

If your answer was "A," your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you'll find the "contents" of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read "table" format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I'll wait. . . .

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properlyandhow to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47andhow to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboatandhow to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guyandhow to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).

So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at all-like Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn't a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was "B," this probably isn't the book you want to start with.)

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 128 pages, 8.25 × 5.5 × 0.63 in

Published: January 9, 2012

Publisher: HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062066315

ISBN - 13: 9780062066312

Found in: Fiction and Literature

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How To Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women, and Also Cocktails Ever Written

by Sterling Archer

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 128 pages, 8.25 × 5.5 × 0.63 in

Published: January 9, 2012

Publisher: HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0062066315

ISBN - 13: 9780062066312

From the Publisher

Hi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, or B) don't know how books work.

If your answer was "A," your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you'll find the "contents" of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read "table" format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I'll wait. . . .

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properlyandhow to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47andhow to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboatandhow to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guyandhow to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).

So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at all-like Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn't a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was "B," this probably isn't the book you want to start with.)

About the Author

Sterling Archer is the world's greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.