Format: Trade Paperback
Dimensions: 224 pages, 8.25 × 5.49 × 0.49 in
Published: September 25, 2007
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
The following ISBNs are associated with this title:
ISBN - 10: 0553384228
ISBN - 13: 9780553384222
About the Book
In this "New York Times" bestseller, DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from baffling human foibles to why people are so scared of the boogeyman to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen's Real Frenchy French Toast.
Read from the Book
Chapter One thanks for no memory Who am I? How did I get to be me? If I wasn''t me, who would I be? How can you mend a broken heart? These are all good questions. Well, almost all good questions–I''m pretty sure the last one is just a Bee Gees song. Anyway, what I''m trying to say is who I am now is what I was then, plus all the stuff in between, minus a few years during the seventies. Actually, that might not be what I''m trying to say. Here''s what I really mean: When you start to write a book, you began at the beginning; when you start to examine your life, you begin with childhood. I try to work on my memory. A few things come back to me when I concentrate. Like, I''m now pretty sure I had parents. I have these two old people who are my parents now, and they say they were also my parents then. I''m thirty-six. I was a little girl. I know because my parents say I was. I was born in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, at Ochsner Hospital, January 26, 1958. I lived in a house on Haring Road in Metairie until I was . . . oh, let''s say eight or nine–maybe ten . . . could''ve been seven or six, I don''t know. I don''t think I remember my first memory. Actually, I suppose I would have to remember my first memory. If I didn''t remember my first memory, then it couldn''t in all honesty be my first memory. It could, however, be the first thing that I forgot. Do I recall the first thing that I forgot? I don''t remember. Maybe. I am amazed when people tell me that they remember
From the Publisher
In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles–including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why we’re so scared of the boogeyman–to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen’s Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of America’s most beloved comics.…
I was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book. I was however, nervous. I was afraid I didn’t have anything important to say. But when I began writing, I realized that although I don’t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarod–it’s all in the book. And I realized I notice things that maybe some people don’t notice (or they don’t notice that they don’t notice). That’s all in the book, too.
About the Author
Ellen Degeneres is a stand-up comedian, actress, multiple Emmy Award-winner, writer, and host of the wildly popular and critically acclaimed talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She has been the recipient of a Peabody Award and two People''s Choice Awards for Favorite Daytime Talk Show Host and Favorite Funny Female Star, as well as earning the Producers Guild Award for Outstanding Variety Television Show.