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The Funny Thing Is...

by Ellen DeGeneres

October 1, 2004 | Trade Paperback

The Funny Thing Is... is rated 3.8333 out of 5 by 6.
An indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read—or wants to fool people into thinking they do—The Funny Thing Is... is sure to make you laugh.

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book.

After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a work that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, The Funny Thing Is... contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche and offers innovative features including:

-More than 50,000 simple, short words arranged in sentences that form paragraphs.
-Thousands of observations on everyday life -- from terrible fashion trends to how to handle seating arrangements for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem.
-All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 192 pages, 8.44 × 5.5 × 0.3 in

Published: October 1, 2004

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0743247639

ISBN - 13: 9780743247634

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Rated 1 out of 5 by from A big disapointement I was so frustrated that I didn't have any interest for this book. It was just plane boring! I tried to love, I really did. When I first ordered it, I was so stocked to read it, but when finaly reading the first few pages, I really wanted to put the book away. There are some jokes, I smiled a bit, but there's nothing to look for in this book. There is no story, at all. Some of the other jokes, where just not funny. I am a person that likes jokes, but these where just plane boring. Also, in the begging, she will describe her time at brunch, I was like "what?". It's not the subject that sholcked me, it was the explanation, I really had no clue where was this al headed. I was so glad that my mom talked me out of bying the book and just renting the book. Very disapointed.
Date published: 2012-06-29
Rated 4 out of 5 by from And I Asked Him If He Was Pregnant... This was really funny! Ellen Degeneres has a really good sense of humor and she puts a new twist on everyday day things. I didn't laugh out loud much, but I was laughing on the inside. Initially I didn't know that it was a collection of comical essays, it was still an okay read.Overall a good book and a funny lighthearted read. (5 stars for humor)
Date published: 2008-09-17
Rated 4 out of 5 by from The funny thing is...the book itself! Ellen made me laugh so much with her funny way to see usual things that surround us. It's bright, wise and simple! A must!
Date published: 2006-07-16
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Wonderful / Down to Earth First of all, i am a big fan of ellen degeneres. I almost never miss her show. This book though is something else. It is witty, funny, and humbling... just like ellen. All of the chapters are like "reading her" doing a little stand up bit. This is a book that you can tell "came from the soul" ( know what i mean? ). One that is really personable. I just found myself reading and reading until i was finished. It honestly took me just about a day ( with the running around + stuff i had to do). I highly recomend this book to anyone who is looking for a good read. It is a definate must have book if you are a regular person, or an ellen fan. All and all, I apsolutely love it! Benjimen Funk
Date published: 2006-06-05
Rated 5 out of 5 by from I just began reading it and... I was looking for a site to write a review for this book because it is such a great book! I have only read about 50 pages, but it has only taken me about 2 days, when 50 pages would usually take me about 2 weeks. (I'm not joking) This book gets you laughing right from the start, and I have had trouble putting it down. It also has many good points to it, like that we should all floss...a lot. The My Most Embarrassing Case Scenario section offers good advice when stuck in common embarrassing situations, like forgetting someone's name or flipping off John Travolta. I don't want to talk any more about the book because I might ruin it for others wanting to read it. I would recommend this book for sure. I have to now go and read some more of it!
Date published: 2005-12-30
Rated 5 out of 5 by from soooooooooooo good thher second book is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so funny
Date published: 2005-01-22

– More About This Product –

The Funny Thing Is...

by Ellen DeGeneres

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 192 pages, 8.44 × 5.5 × 0.3 in

Published: October 1, 2004

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0743247639

ISBN - 13: 9780743247634

Read from the Book

A Message From The Author Hello, and welcome to my new book. Please make yourself at home while you read it: Take off your shoes, loosen your pants, make those funny at-home faces that we all make. Be comfortable. On the other hand, if you''re reading this in a more public place -- a plane, a train, a jurors'' box during a trial -- it might serve you better to be a little less comfortable. Oh, and if you''re reading this while you''re driving, PUT THE BOOK AWAY! YOU''RE DRIVING, FOR PETE''S SAKE! But wherever you''re reading this book, please remember to turn off your cell phone and that the taking of flash photographs is strictly forbidden. Now, you may want to know why I''m writing this book. Well, there are a number of very good reasons, most of which I forgot the moment I sat down to write. I have a vague recollection of losing a bet to Al Roker, so that may be one of the reasons. Also, I don''t have anything to do for a year as I wait to start my new talk show. People have suggested that I simply enjoy the time off -- I''ll be wishing for this next year. People (different people -- not the same ones) have also suggested I read books. The fact is, I''d rather write a book than read a book. It''s like reading, only you get paid for it. Otherwise, it has all the same elements. I don''t know what''s on the next page. It''s suspenseful, yet I can control where it goes. It''s like interactive reading. Besides, I''ve already read books. A lot of them. Well, definitely more than
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Table of Contents

table of contents

A Message from the Author

The Brunch Bunch

That''s Why Prison Wouldn''t Be So Bad

My Most Embarrassing Case Scenario

God, What a Day!

Gift Exchange, or, The Art of Believable Acting

Silence Is Golden

Making Your Life Count (and Other Fun Things to Do with Your Time!)

This Is How We Live

Penny-pinching for Today''s Gal, or, How to Land a Man

Working It Out

Smartishness

The Things That Are Bothering Me This Week

My Dad Was Like a Father to Me

The Serious Chapter

The Controversial Chapter

The Chapter of Apologies

Dear Diary

A Scientific Treatise Regarding a Matter of Great Entomological Concern to All of Us

It''s Just an Expression

Clothes I Have Regretted Wearing

Naming My Book: The Odyssey

That Was Then or Then Was That or Anyway, It Was Before Now

Ellen''s Personal Home Tour

Things to Be Grateful For

My Self-Conscious, or, Check Me Out!

The Last Chapter

Bonus Chapter

From the Publisher

An indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read—or wants to fool people into thinking they do—The Funny Thing Is... is sure to make you laugh.

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen has since dedicated her life to writing a hilarious new book. That book is this book.

After years of painstaking, round-the-clock research, surviving on a mere twenty minutes of sleep a night, and collaborating with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a work that is both easy to use and very funny. Along with her trademark ramblings, The Funny Thing Is... contains hundreds of succinct insights into her psyche and offers innovative features including:

-More than 50,000 simple, short words arranged in sentences that form paragraphs.
-Thousands of observations on everyday life -- from terrible fashion trends to how to handle seating arrangements for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem.
-All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

About the Author

Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born January 26, 1958. DeGeneres was raised in Metairie, Louisiana, the daughter of Elizabeth Jane DeGeneres, a speech therapist. She moved back to New Orleans to attend the University of New Orleans, where she majored in communication studies. After one semester, she left school to do clerical work in a law firm with her cousin Laura Gillen. She also held a job selling clothes at the chain store the Merry-Go-Round at the Lakeside Shopping Center. Other working experiences included being a waitress at TGI Friday's, a house painter, a hostess, and a bartender. She relates much of her childhood and career experiences in her comedic work. DeGeneres started performing stand-up comedy at small clubs and coffee houses. By 1981 she was the emcee at Clyde's Comedy Club in New Orleans. In the early 1980s she began to tour nationally, being named Showtime's Funniest Person in America in 1982. In 1986 she appeared for the first time on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, who likened her to Bob Newhart. When Carson invited her over for an onscreen chat after her performance, she became the first comedienne in the show's history to be treated this way. DeGeneres's comedy material became the basis of the successful 1994 - 1998 sitcom Ellen, named These Friends of Mine during its first season. Ellen reached its height of popularity in February 1997 but when the ratings started to decline the show was cancelled. DeGeneres returned to series television in 2001 with a
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Editorial Reviews

Entertainment Weekly DeGeneres is in top form with her second collection of kooky observations....Her strongest assets -- a-hard won dignity and softly skewed worldview -- are on chuckle-inducing display throughout.