Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! by Bathroom Readers' Institute buy used Used & Rare price $9.32 new from$14.40 shop with confidence SPECIAL SHIPPING CONSIDERATIONS FOR USED & RARE ITEMS. Please see the special considerations for shipping Used & Rare items, including extended delivery times, possible import duties & taxes. Delivered in 3-5 weeks Publisher: Portable Press Condition: The following ISBNs are associated with this title: ISBN - 10:1626860475 ISBN - 13:9781626860476 Seller Comments: Excellent Condition! FREE TRACKING/DELIVERY CONFIRMATION ON ALL ORDERS! ! Ships Safe, Secure, & Fast! 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! From the Publisher Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it''s FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it''s just the kids, we''ll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It''s also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What''s that? It''s the practice of eating worms.) But there''s more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You''ll be briefed in . . .   * How to make your own secret code * Where the "Jolly Roger" pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher''s Stone * The Captain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future  And a whole bunch more!