A reference library for the well-rounded goof
To help defend today''s youth against the painful consequences
of growing up, we created a three-book collection that captures our
ever-so-slightly subversive streak. Pure, unfiltered Klutz, in a
convenient paperback format. The three books are:
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity® - Short Attention Span
Edition: We present the best and most essential life
skills and activities from our best-selling two volume set of
Encyclopedias. How to Kick a Toilet Plunger Field Goal, How to Fake
Sneeze, How to Make Your Dog Yawn. They''re all here, painstakingly
explicated and illuminated with full-color photographs,
illustrations, and diagrams.
The Klutz Book of Inventions - Hall of Fame
Edition: The most mind-blowing contraptions culled from
our immature take on engineering. Wipe-ready Sleenex Shirt Cuffs!
Fresh off the top of your head, it''s the Orange Juice Squeezer
Helmet! And don''t overlook the sassy-yet-safe elegance of High
Heel Training Wheels. See what happens when brilliant meets stupid
head on. And they both win.
The Greatest Facts in the History of Facts: An
all-new book of mind-blowing realities, guaranteed to provide a
lifetime of conversation starters. Wild true tales of Mike the
Chicken, who lived for two years after he lost his head; Roy
Sullivan, the man who was struck by lightning seven times; and the
shocking fact that turtles can actually breathe out of their butts.
You read that right, their butts. It''s the truth''s greatest hits,
according to us.