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Want U Back
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Grow Up
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With Ur Love
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Behind the Music
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Oath
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Swagger Jagger
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Beautiful People
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Playa Boi
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Superhero
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End Up Here
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Editorial Notes
Forget Jedward, Chico, Wagner, or the several other novelty acts
that The X Factor has foisted upon unsuspecting viewers across the
years, fourth-place finalist Cher Lloyd appeared to polarize
audiences like no one else in the show's short history. Where some
saw a confident demeanor, others saw a brattish attitude; where
some viewed her as a voice of the streets, others believed she
encapsulated everything that was wrong about today's youth; and
where some marveled at her rap/singing versatility, others argued
she was a jack of all trades but a master of none. It was always
unlikely, therefore, that her debut album, Sticks + Stones, was
going to be a shy and retiring MOR affair designed to appeal to the
masses à la series winner Matt Cardle. However, there are times
throughout its ten tracks when Lloyd does appear to be testing the
patience of even her most ardent fans, none more so than on
"Swagger Jagger," which may have hit the number one spot (albeit in
a slow sales week) but is still a contrived mess, chaotically
shifting from sub-Nicki Minaj hip-hop to nursery rhyme pop (its
chorus samples "Oh My Darling Clementine") to Swedish House
Mafia-esque trance, while its social media-baiting lyrics suggest
her "haterz" are just jealous, completely discounting the fact that
perhaps she just might not be everyone's cup of tea. Elsewhere,
"Playa Boi" is an obnoxious slice of industrial R&B that should
hang its head in shame for destroying the legacy of Neneh Cherry's
"Buffalo Stance" ("He got a lean in the gangsta stance/He needs to
rock the sickest brands"), while "Dub on the Track," a
collaboration with grime artists Mic Righteous, Dot Rotten, and
Ghetts, is a rather unconvincing attempt to prove her street
credentials, complete with the now ubiquitous gigantic dirty wobble
bass drops. However, when Lloyd stops trying so hard, she's
actually a pretty compelling pop star. "Want You Back" and "End Up
Here" are both infectious examples of cutesy pure pop that recall
Britney before she lost her innocence; "Beautiful People," a duet
with U.S. teen drama staples Carolina Liar, is a sweet Ryan
Tedder-style ballad; and the closest the album gets to showcasing
the impressive vocals she displayed on her famous "Stay" X Factor
performance; while "With Ur Love" is a charming M.I.A.-inspired
ditty that fuses a lolloping childlike bassline with bouncy beats
and some surprisingly sugary-sweet melodies, although Mike Posner's
guest rap is the pure definition of "phoned-in." At times, Sticks +
Stones sounds like such a calculated effort to copy everything
that's hot in 2011 that it's likely to feel utterly irrelevant by
the time the clock strikes 12 on New Year's Eve. But it's by no
means the car crash its lead single suggested, and if Lloyd can
tone down the whole "in yer face" schtick, she might begin to win
over some of those "haterz" who apparently can't stop "clicking,
writing, or tweeting" about her. [The disc was also released with a
different track order.] ~ Jon O'Brien
Format: Compact Disc
Released Date: October 2, 2012
Number of Discs: 1
Stereo/Mono: Stereo
Label Name: Syco Music
UPC: 887254275824