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WHAT . . . A RIOT!
Life doesn''t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes
aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails
to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new
collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author ofAre
You There, Vodka? It''s Me, Chelseadelivers one laugh-out-loud
moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side
of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it''s writing a report on
Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father
social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It''s open season on
her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a
ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a
dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn''t talk. And everyone
better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into
matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked,
CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!
CHELSEA HANDLER ON...
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn''t have been
more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren''t
purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend:"He''s similar to a
large toddler, the only difference being he doesn''t cry when he
Appreciating her brother:"He''s a certified public
accountant, andIhave a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor:"It wasn''t her
strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes
focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."