From the #1 bestselling author of Running with
Scissors and Dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming,
shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories
that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention.
It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial
when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with
the deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out
with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge.
Dating an undertaker and much more. A collection of true stories
that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate and