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From the Publisher
The authors of the national bestsellers Mine Are Spectacular! and
The Botox Diaries apply their trademark wit and wisdom to another
delicious read. Join Hallie Lawrence Pierpont as she's whisked away
on a journey into her past love life that leads to her
Hallie's husband, Bill, doesn't even wait until they get home from
dropping off their youngest daughter at Yale to announce that he's
leaving-for fitness trainer Ashlee (two e's, perky breasts, and
shiny hair to boot). After first succumbing to an Oreo-induced
coma, Hallie is determined to get her life back. An unexpected call
from an old college boyfriend sets a plan in motion. Whatever
happened to all those men she didn't marry?
First up is Eric, now an international businessman and number 277
on Forbes's "Richest People in the World" list. He and Hallie used
to put a nickel in the piggy bank every time they made love. Now
Eric would like to renew the investment. Next she finds Rav Jon
Yoma Maharishi-formerly known as Barry. Her onetime backpacking
boyfriend has become the spiritual leader at the Heavenly Spirit
Retreat Center, and their reunion would be a little smoother if he
weren't in the midst of a three-day silent meditation. Kevin, the
sexiest man she ever met, is now a scuba-diving photographer
working on Angelina Jolie's latest movie. When he seduces her into
joining him at his beachfront paradise on Virgin Gorda, Hallie can
overlook his gaggle of bikini-clad friends, but can a woman survive
on a steady diet of sex, sharks, and air tanks?
Back at home with her best friend, Bellini Baxter, Hallie visits an
all-night spray-tanning salon and Soho's legendary Cellulite
Exorcist, whose secret weapon looks suspiciously like an Oreck
vacuum cleaner. Hallie's college-age children are protective of
their mom but embarrassed to have her back in teenage territory-the
world of dating and condoms. Finally, Hallie confronts the great
love she swore she'd never see again and resolves an old family
Janice Kaplan and Lynn Schnurnberger tell a heartfelt and hilarious
story about moving forward by looking back. By turns poignant and
laugh-aloud funny, this is a must read for every woman who's ever
wondered about the men she didn't marry.
From the Hardcover edition.