This book is a hilarious romp of true life (unfortunately). Read it and prepare for your next date.' - James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling author, Talking to Heaven 'Every story is the truth and every truthful moment is a hilarious journey! It's as if you're listening to your best friend at a coffee shop and watching a stand - up take command of the stage. You won't be disappointed as you travel this refreshingly funny road of 'horrible dates!' - Debra Wilson, actress/comedian, MADtv'Eddie's book is an emotional catharsis for anyone who has ever come home from one horrible date and wondered, What the hell was that? This book is laugh - out - loud hilarious and extremely well written.' - Chad Allen, writer, producer, actor, activistWhat I have to tell you in this book will seem almost unreal. Butyou are going to have to keep reminding yourself that these are actual real dates. 'For everyone who can empathize and knows what it's like to be on at lease one crappy date, this book is for you.' 'For everyone who wants that dinner back or sat through a boring, horrible movie only to determine that the person you were with was a complete and utter tsunami, this book is for you.' For everyone else, buckle your seat belt and turn off your phone, because a massive car wreck is about to begin.