Assholes Finish First

Hardcover | September 28, 2010

byTucker Max

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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and h...

Tucker Max was born September 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Ga. He attended Lafayette High School before transferring and graduating from New Jersey's Blair Academy in 1995. Three years later he completed a B.A. in Law, Letters and Society at the University of Chicago, graduating with honors in 1998. Max attended Duke Law School on an academic ...

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Format:HardcoverDimensions:416 pages, 9 × 6 × 1.2 inPublished:September 28, 2010Publisher:Gallery BooksLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:1416938745

ISBN - 13:9781416938743

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Rated 4 out of 5 by from I really enjoyed 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell'. This continues on with some really good stories and adventures of drunken stooper. It was very entertaining to read. These books remind me of my friends in high school and college.
Date published: 2013-11-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Assholes finish last Loved it! Great stories!
Date published: 2013-03-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Assholes Finish First The second book he wrote, and its about his sexual encounters after his first book. Its still as funny, and its worth reading but not as good at the first one. Its a little repetitive yet very very funny!!
Date published: 2011-12-07
Rated 2 out of 5 by from Same Old, Same Old Funny stories, predictable events. The guy parties hard and pumps his own tires bigtime.
Date published: 2011-05-24
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarius I would not have a friend like this, he is offensive rude and vulgar, but after reading a series of very serious books, i wanted something a little more fun. I laughed out loud reading this book. Now i just have to hide it because i wouldn't want my kids to ready it! He is pretty vulgar and outrageous!
Date published: 2011-05-19
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Another side to Tucker Max? I have to say though this book was hilarious it also showed that Tucker Max has somewhat of another side. I think this book was a bit better well written then his first and his stories definitely do not disappoint I am looking forward to his next book which he mentions will be out later this year.
Date published: 2011-01-07