Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

Paperback | July 26, 2011

byAdam Rex

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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it’s just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it’s not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it’s just not the same.Then he meets the new Indian exchange student a...

Adam Rex is the author of many books, includingCold CerealandUnlucky Charms, the first two books in the Cold Cereal Saga; theNew York Timesbestselling picture bookFrankenstein Makes a Sandwich; the middle grade novelThe True Meaning of Smekday(now a major motion picture from Dreamworks,Home); and the teen novelFat Vampire. He currently...

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Format:PaperbackDimensions:336 pages, 8 × 5.31 × 0.83 inPublished:July 26, 2011Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:0061920924

ISBN - 13:9780061920929

Appropriate for ages: 13 - 17

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“A rather haunting exploration of what it means to come of age in a media-saturated culture…. An intriguing reconsideration of the vampire theme.”