Mini Shopaholic: A Novel by Sophie KinsellaMini Shopaholic: A Novel by Sophie Kinsella

Mini Shopaholic: A Novel

bySophie Kinsella

Hardcover | September 21, 2010

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Sophie Kinsella has dazzled readers with her irresistible Shopaholic novels—sensational international bestsellers that have garnered millions of devoted fans and catapulted her into the first rank of contemporary storytellers. Now her beloved heroine Becky Brandon (née Bloomwood) returns in a hilarious tale of married life, toddlerhood, and the perils of trying to give a fabulous surprise party—on a budget!

Becky Brandon thought motherhood would be a breeze and that having a daughter was a dream come true: a shopping friend for life! But it’s trickier than she thought. Two-year-old Minnie has a quite different approach to shopping.

Minnie creates havoc everywhere she goes, from Harrods to her own christening. Her favorite word is “Mine!” and she’s even trying to get into eBay! On top of everything else, Becky and Luke are still living with her parents (the deal on house #4 has fallen through), when suddenly there’s a huge financial crisis.

With people having to “cut back,” Becky decides to throw a surprise party for Luke to cheer everyone up. But when costs start to spiral out of control, she must decide whether to accept help from an unexpected source—and therefore run the risk of hurting the person she loves.

Will Becky be able to pull off the celebration of the year? Will she and Luke ever find a home of their own? Will Minnie ever learn to behave? And . . . most important . . . will Becky’s secret wishes ever come true?

Sophie Kinsella is the author of the bestselling Shopaholic series as well as The Undomestic Goddess, Can You Keep a Secret? and Remember Me? She lives in England.
Title:Mini Shopaholic: A NovelFormat:HardcoverDimensions:432 pages, 8.56 × 5.68 × 1.45 inPublished:September 21, 2010Publisher:Random House Publishing GroupLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:0385342047

ISBN - 13:9780385342049


Rated 3 out of 5 by from Shopaholic is Shopaholic.. It took a long while for me to get into the groove of reading this book but I was determined to finish it as I have been a Shopaholic series fan. I was slightly disappointed with the story line however I had to put it into perspective: this is Becky Brandon nee Bloomwood...she is a true shopaholic and that is the fun of this series. Becky always has good intentions that go awry and is always able to rationalize her tendencies. Once I lightened up, I was able to read through the book pretty quickly and enjoyed the ending. Will I read Shopaholic goes to Hollywood? I would take it on vacation to relax on a beach with a light read.
Date published: 2015-03-08
Rated 2 out of 5 by from I hope this is the end. While the first two Shopaholic novels were fantastic fun summer reads, the third was slower and from there everything really just went downhill. Becky went from being fun and frivolous to just plain selfish and irresponsible. This book is the worst Minnie is awful, Jess is a headache as always, and Luke needs to kick her broke butt to the curb. On more than one occasion I found myself cringing. I really hope this is the end of Becky Brandon (nee Bloomwood).
Date published: 2011-10-06
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Excellent Addition From a young person's perceptive I thought the novel was a fun read. I've read all of the novels in the series, and I have to admit Becky's 'high fashion taste' has rubbed off on me over the years. This addition to the series has all the perks of the others, and is a definite fun page turner. It is also hilarious! Ps. Make sure to read the previous instalments to the Shopaholic Series...
Date published: 2011-07-24
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Good Laugh This book was a good laugh. Like Mother like daughter. Mini gets in many mishaps throughout the book. Mini is mischevious and endearing. Mini can be a handful at such a young age. Mini can be difficult to manage when she wants something and has learned to be very stubborn like her Mother. Kinsella make the characters loveable with all their quirks and annoying habits. Hope the characters of Becky's husband and her sister are further explored in future expansion of this series. Have read the entire series and looking forward to more in the series. Recommmend others to pick up this book.
Date published: 2011-05-15
Rated 3 out of 5 by from Fun Cute, fun and mindless as usual. A quick, easy read. Kinsella often touches on the superficial problems in our own relationships, this one does the same, good for a laugh with one's partner.
Date published: 2011-03-14
Rated 1 out of 5 by from A good character ruined.... For the first couple of Shopaholic books I loved Beckie Bloomwood. A little ditzy, a little self-centered, but still lovable and resourceful. Like Bridget Jones without Mr Darcy. Unfortunately, I've lost the love. Basically, she's a self-involved liar who never grows as a person. Reading Mini-Shopaholic wasn't fun. It was stressful to read about all the lies being juggled and what a horrible daughter, friend, wife, and mother Becky has become. I was almost cheering for her husband to be caught in bed with his new movie star client. And it appears from the heavy promotion at the end of the book that there will be another Shopaholic when Becky goes to Hollywood. I know this is chick lit, but let Becky grow up a bit. It's not fun anymore!
Date published: 2011-01-04
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Another fabulous story from Sophie Kinsella Having not even known this book was released yet, my husband and I were walking thru the airport in Phoenix and I stopped at the book store to see what if anything would interest me for the plane. Well low and behold there it sat the newest novel from one of the best chick lit authors out there, so I of course got the "you want that one" from my husband (as if he needed to ask) lol and of course said yes. After reading one chapter of this novel I already loved the story line, so cute and quite honestly you'll fall in love with Minnie's character such a cute dead on description. This is a great book with a very cute story, I am so glad I stopped to check out that book store.
Date published: 2010-10-01

Read from the Book

CHAPTER ONE OK. Don’t panic. I’m in charge. I, Rebecca Brandon (née Bloomwood), am the adult. Not my two-year-old daughter.Only I’m not sure she realizes this.“Minnie, darling, give me the pony.” I try to sound calm and assured, like Nanny Sue off the telly.“Poneeee.” Minnie grips the toy pony more tightly.“No pony.”“Mine!” she cries hysterically. “Miiiine poneee!”Argh. I’m holding about a million shopping bags, my face is sweating, and I could really do without this.It was all going so well. I’d been round the whole shopping mall and bought all the last little things on my Christmas list. Minnie and I were heading toward Santa’s Grotto, and I only stopped for a moment to look at a dollhouse. Whereupon Minnie grabbed a toy pony off the display and refused to put it back. And now I’m in the middle of Ponygate.A mother in J Brand skinny jeans with an impeccably dressed daughter walks past, giving me the Mummy Once-Over, and I flinch. Since I had Minnie, I’ve learned that the Mummy Once-Over is even more savage than the Manhattan Once-Over. In the Mummy Once-Over, they don’t just assess and price your clothes to the nearest penny in one sweeping glance. Oh no. They also take in your child’s clothes, pram brand, nappy bag, snack choice, and whether your child is smiling, snotty, or screaming.Which I know is a lot to take in, in a one-second glance, but believe me, mothers are multitaskers.Minnie definitely scores top marks for her outfit. (Dress: one-off Danny Kovitz; coat: Rachel Riley; shoes: Baby Dior.) And I’ve got her safely strapped into her toddler reins (Bill Amberg leather, really cool; they were in Vogue). But instead of smiling angelically like the little girl in the photo shoot, she’s straining against them like a bull waiting to dash into the ring. Her eyebrows are knitted with fury, her cheeks are bright pink, and she’s drawing breath to shriek again.“Minnie.” I let go of the reins and put my arms round her so that she feels safe and secure, just like it recommends in Nanny Sue’s book, Taming Your Tricky Toddler. I bought it the other day, to have a flick through. Just out of idle interest. I mean, it’s not that I’m having problems with Minnie or anything. It’s not that she’s difficult. Or “out of control and willful,” like that stupid teacher at the toddler music group said. (What does she know? She can’t even play the triangle properly.)The thing about Minnie is, she’s . . . spirited. She has firm opinions about things. Like jeans (she won’t wear them) or carrots (she won’t eat them). And right now her firm opinion is that she should have a toy pony.“Minnie, darling, I love you very much,” I say in a gentle, crooning voice, “and it would make me very happy if you gave me the pony. That’s right, give it to Mummy.” I’ve nearly done it. My fingers are closing around the pony’s head . . .Ha. Skills. I’ve got it. I can’t help looking round to see if anyone’s observed my expert parenting.“Miiiine!” Minnie wrenches the pony out of my hand and makes a run for it across the shop floor. Shit.“Minnie! Minnie!” I yell.I grab my carrier bags and leg it furiously after Minnie, who has already disappeared into the Action Man section. God, I don’t know why we bother training all these athletes for the Olympics. We should just field a team of toddlers.As I catch up with her, I’m panting. I really have to start my postnatal exercises sometime.“Give me the pony!” I try to take it, but she’s gripping it like a limpet.“Mine poneee!” Her dark eyes flash at me with a resolute glint. Sometimes I look at Minnie and she’s so like her father it gives me a jolt.Speaking of which, where is Luke? We were supposed to be doing Christmas shopping together. As a family. But he disappeared an hour ago, muttering something about a call he had to make, and I haven’t seen him since. He’s probably sitting somewhere having a civilized cappuccino over the newspaper. Typical.“Minnie, we’re not buying it,” I say in my best firm manner. “You’ve got lots of toys already and you don’t need a pony.”A woman with straggly dark hair, gray eyes, and toddlers in a twin buggy shoots me an approving nod. I can’t help giving her the Mummy Once-Over myself, and she’s one of those mothers who wears Crocs over nubbly homemade socks. (Why would you do that? Why?)“It’s monstrous, isn’t it?” she says. “Those ponies are forty pounds! My kids know better than to even ask,” she adds, shooting a glance at her two boys, who are slumped silently, thumbs in mouths. “Once you give in to them, that’s the beginning of the end. I’ve got mine well trained.”Show-off.“Absolutely,” I say in dignified tones. “I couldn’t agree more.”“Some parents would just buy their kid that pony for a quiet life. No discipline. It’s disgusting.”“Terrible,” I agree, and make a surreptitious swipe for the pony, which Minnie adeptly dodges. Damn.“The biggest mistake is giving in to them.” The woman is regarding Minnie with a pebblelike gaze. “That’s what starts the rot.”Well, I never give in to my daughter,” I say briskly. “You’re not getting the pony, Minnie, and that’s final.”“Poneeee!” Minnie’s wails turn to heartrending sobs. She is such a drama queen. (She gets it from my mum.)“Good luck, then.” The woman moves off. “Happy Christmas.”“Minnie, stop!” I hiss furiously as soon as she’s disappeared. “You’re embarrassing both of us! What do you want a stupid pony for, anyway?”“Poneeee!” She’s cuddling the pony to her as though it’s her long-lost faithful pet that was sold at market five hundred miles away and has just stumbled back to the farm, footsore and whickering for her.“It’s only a silly toy,” I say impatiently. “What’s so special about it, anyway?” And for the first time I look properly at the pony.Wow. Actually . . . it is pretty fab. It’s made of painted white wood with glittery stars all over and the sweetest hand-painted face. And it has little red trundly wheels.“You really don’t need a pony, Minnie,” I say—but with slightly less conviction than before. I’ve just noticed the saddle. Is that genuine leather? And it has a proper bridle with buckles and the mane is made of real horsehair. And it comes with a grooming set!For forty quid this isn’t bad value at all. I push one of the little red wheels, and it spins round perfectly. Now that I think about it, Minnie doesn’t have a toy pony. It’s quite an obvious gap in her toy cupboard.I mean, not that I’m going to give in.“It winds up too,” comes a voice behind me, and I turn to see an elderly sales assistant approaching us. “There’s a key in the base. Look!”She winds the key, and both Minnie and I watch, mesmerized, as the pony starts rising and falling in a carousel motion while tinkly music plays.Oh my God, I love this pony.“It’s on special Christmas offer at forty pounds,” the assistant adds. “Normally this would retail for seventy. They’re handmade in Sweden.”Nearly fifty percent off. I knew it was good value. Didn’t I say it was good value?“You like it, don’t you, dear?” The assistant smiles at Minnie, who beams back, her stroppiness vanished. In fact, I don’t want to boast, but she looks pretty adorable with her red coat and dark pigtails and dimpled cheeks. “So, would you like to buy one?”“I . . . um . . .” I clear my throat.Come on, Becky. Say no. Be a good parent. Walk away.My hand steals out and strokes the mane again.But it’s so gorgeous. Look at its dear little face. And a pony isn’t like some stupid craze, is it? You’d never get tired of a pony. It’s a classic. It’s, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.And it’s Christmas. And it’s on special offer. And, who knows, Minnie might turn out to have a gift for riding, it suddenly occurs to me. A toy pony might be just the spur she needs. I have a sudden vision of her at age twenty, wearing a red jacket, standing by a gorgeous horse at the Olympics, saying to the TV cameras, “It all began one Christmas, when I received the gift that changed my life. . . .”My mind is going round and round like a computer processing DNA results, trying to find a match. There has to be a way in which I can simultaneously: 1) Not give in to Minnie’s tan?trum; 2) be a good parent; and 3) buy the pony. I need some clever blue-sky solution like Luke is always paying business consultants scads of money to come up with . . .And then the answer comes to me. A totally genius idea which I can’t believe I’ve never had before. I haul out my phone and text Luke:Luke! Have just had a really good thought. I think Minnie should get pocket money.Immediately a reply pings back:Wtf? Why?So she can buy things, of course! I start to type. Then I think again. I delete the text and carefully type instead:Children need to learn about finance from early age. Read it in article. Empowers them and gives responsibility.A moment later Luke texts: Can’t we just buy her the FT?Shut up. I type: We’ll say two pounds a week shall we?R u mad? Comes zipping back: 10p a week is plenty.I stare at the phone indignantly. 10p? He’s such an old skinflint. What’s she supposed to buy with that?And we’ll never afford the pony on 10p a week.50p a week. I type firmly. Is national average. (He’ll never check.) Where r u anyway? Nearly time for Father Christmas!!OK whatever. I’ll be there comes the reply.Result! As I put away my phone, I’m doing a quick mental calculation: Fifty pence a week for two years makes £52. Easy enough. God, why on earth have I never thought of pocket money before? It’s perfect! It’s going to add a whole new dimension to our shopping trips.I turn to Minnie, feeling rather proud of myself.“Now, listen, darling,” I announce. “I’m not going to buy this pony for you, because I’ve already said no. But as a special treat, you can buy it for yourself out of your own pocket money. Isn’t that exciting?”Minnie eyes me uncertainly. I’ll take that as a yes.“As you’ve never spent any of your pocket money, you’ve got two years’ worth, which is plenty. You see how great saving is?” I add brightly. “You see how fun it is?”As we walk to the checkout, I feel totally smug. Talk about responsible parenting. I’m introducing my child to the principles of financial planning at an early age. I could be a guru on TV myself! Super Becky’s Guide to Fiscally Responsible Parenting. I could wear different boots in each episode—“Wagon.”I’m jolted out of my daydream to see that Minnie has dropped the pony and is now clutching a pink plastic monstrosity. Where did she get that? It’s Winnie’s Wagon, from that cartoon show.“Wagon?” She raises her eyes hopefully.What?“We’re not getting the wagon, darling,” I say patiently. “You wanted the pony. The lovely pony, remember?”Minnie surveys the pony with total indifference. “Wagon.”“Pony!” I grab the pony off the floor.This is so frustrating. How can she be so fickle? She definitely gets that trait from Mum.“Wagon!”“Pony!” I cry, more loudly than I meant to, and brandish the pony at her. “I want the poneee—”Suddenly I get a prickly-neck feeling. I look round to see the woman with the toddler boys, standing a few yards away, staring at me with her pebblelike eyes.“I mean . . .” I hastily lower the pony, my cheeks burning. “Yes, you may buy the pony out of your pocket money. Basic financial planning,” I add briskly to the pebble-eyed woman. “What we learned today is that you have to save up before you can buy things, didn’t we, darling? Minnie’s spent all her pocket money on the pony, and it was a very good choice—”“I’ve found the other pony!” The assistant suddenly appears again, breathless and carrying a dusty box. “I knew we had one left in the stockroom; they were originally a pair, you see . . .”There’s another pony?I can’t help gasping as she draws it out. It’s midnight blue with a raven mane, speckled with stars, and with golden wheels. It’s absolutely stunning. It complements the other one perfectly. Oh God, we have to have them both. We have to.Rather annoyingly, the pebble-eyed woman is still standing there with her buggy, watching us.“Shame you’ve spent all your pocket money, isn’t it?” she says to Minnie with one of those tight, unfriendly smiles which proves she never has any fun or sex. You can always tell that about people, I find.“Yes, isn’t it?” I say politely. “That’s a problem. So we’ll have to think of a solution.” I think hard for a moment, then turn to Minnie.“Darling, here’s your second important lesson in financial planning. Sometimes, when we see an amazing one-off bargain, we can make an exception to the saving-up rule. It’s called seizing the opportunity.”“You’re just going to buy it?” says the pebble-eyed woman in tones of disbelief.What business is it of hers? God, I hate other mothers. They always have to butt in. The minute you have a child, it’s as if you’ve turned into a box on an Internet site that says, Please add all your rude and offensive comments here.“Of course I’m not going to buy it,” I say, a little stonily. “She’ll have to get it out of her own pocket money. Darling.” I crouch down to get Minnie’s attention. “If you pay for the other pony out of your pocket money at fifty pence a week, it’ll take about . . . sixty more weeks. You’ll have to have an advance. Like an ‘overdraft.’?” I enunciate clearly. “So you’ll basically have spent all your pocket money till you’re three. All right?”Minnie looks a bit bewildered. But then, I expect I looked a bit bewildered when I took out my first overdraft. It goes with the territory.“All sorted.” I beam at the assistant and hand over my Visa card. “We’ll take both ponies, thank you. You see, darling?” I add to Minnie. “The lesson we’ve learned today is: Never give up on something you really want. However impossible things seem, there’s always a way.”I can’t help feeing proud of myself, imparting this nugget of wisdom. That’s what parenting’s all about. Teaching your child the ways of the world.“You know, I once found the most amazing opportunity,” I add, as I punch in my PIN. “It was a pair of Dolce and Gabbana boots at ninety percent off! Only, my credit card was up to my limit. But did I give up? No! Of course I didn’t!”Minnie is listening as avidly as if I’m recounting The Three Bears.“I went round my flat and searched in all my pockets and bags, and I collected up all my little coins—and guess what?” I pause for effect. “I had enough money! I could get the boots! Hooray!”Minnie claps her hands, and to my delight, the toddler boys start cheering raucously.“Do you want to hear another story?” I beam at them. “Do you want to hear about the sample sale in Milan? I was walking along the street one day, when I saw this mysterious sign.” I open my eyes wide. “And what do you think it said?”“Ridiculous.” The pebble-eyed woman turns her buggy with an abrupt gesture. “Come on, it’s time to go home.”“Story!” wails one of the boys.“We’re not hearing the story,” she snaps. “You’re insane,” she adds over her shoulder as she strides off. “No wonder your child’s so spoiled. What are those little shoes of hers, then, Gucci?”Spoiled?Blood zings to my face and I stare at her in speechless shock. Where did that come from? Minnie is not spoiled!And Gucci doesn’t even make shoes like that.“She’s not spoiled!” I manage at last.But the woman has already disappeared behind the Postman Pat display. Well, I’m certainly not going to run after her and yell, “At least my child doesn’t just loll in the buggy sucking its thumb all day, and by the way have you ever thought about wiping your children’s noses?”Because that wouldn’t be a good example to Minnie.“Come on, Minnie.” I try to compose myself. “Let’s go and see Father Christmas. Then we’ll feel better.”  

Editorial Reviews

“[A] madcap adventure.”—People“Frothy fun . . . Faster than a swiping Visa, more powerful than a two-for-one coupon, able to buy complete wardrobes in a single sprint through the mall—it’s Shopaholic!”—The Washington Post“Exceptional comedic timing . . . laugh-out-loud funny . . . Mini Shopaholic is a light escape from real life.”—The Roanoke Times   “A page-turner . . . Kinsella at her most hilarious best.”—Fort Worth Star-Telegram   “Screamingly funny.”—USA TodayFrom the Paperback edition.