The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Whiny Unfed

August 1, 2017|
The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Whiny Unfed by Mike Spohr
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Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo''s Song, toddlers are on the loose.The Toddler Survival Guideis here to get you to the other side.

Toddlers and zombies
both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler''s case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, anddeeply sleep deprived.

The Toddler Survival Guideis a hilariousparody of Max Brooks''sThe Zombie Survival Guide(and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as itprovides practical adviceon how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who havestudied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you canoutfit your hometo outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you cansubdue an angry toddler("Elmo''s Song," mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears.

Chapters include: Preparing the Home for aToddler Invasion,Communicatingwith Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler,GroomingYour Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler,Vacationingwith a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, andParental Self-Preservation.

Mike Spohris an editor at BuzzFeed, where he runs the Parents and Family vertical. He is notorious for his love of Diet Coke, the Beatles, and the San Francisco Giants, but loves his wife, kids, and dog even more. Follow him on Twitter @TheNewBornIdenityHeather Spohrstarted blogging on a whim back in 2002. She''s since blogged through ...
Title:The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Whiny Unfed
Format:Paper over Board
Product dimensions:192 pages, 8.38 X 5.38 X 0.88 in
Shipping dimensions:192 pages, 8.38 X 5.38 X 0.88 in
Published:August 1, 2017
Publisher:Voyageur Press
Appropriate for ages:All ages
ISBN - 13:9780760352199

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