Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

Kobo eBook available

read instantly on your Kobo or tablet.

buy the ebook now

Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Forrest Griffin

HarperCollins | August 9, 2011 | Trade Paperback

Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse is rated 5 out of 5 by 2.

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here’s a quick checklist:

  1. Have you dug up your wife’s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
  2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
  3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
  4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
  5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you’re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved onesnowso they don’t come looking for youafter, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 272 pages, 9 × 6 × 0.7 in

Published: August 9, 2011

Publisher: HarperCollins

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0061998265

ISBN - 13: 9780061998263

Found in: Sports and Fitness

save 26%

  • In stock online

$14.34  ea

Online Price

$18.50 List Price

eGift this item

Give this item in the form of an eGift Card.

+ what is this?

This item is eligible for FREE SHIPPING on orders over $25.
See details

Easy, FREE returns. See details

Item can only be shipped in Canada

Downloads instantly to your kobo or other ereading device. See details

All available formats:

Check store inventory (prices may vary)

Reviews

Rated 5 out of 5 by from Another very amusing read from Forrest and Erich This book is another great hit from Forrest and Erich. With Got Fight?, this dynamic duo published an interesting read that captured the hearts and minds of fight fans and critics. But was it just a one off? This book proves that Forrest can be more then just a guy that gets punched in the head for a living. I hope he continues to write. I'm looking forward to more great work from this team.
Date published: 2010-11-30
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Victory lies in preparation, and alienation of loved ones! Nothing should prevent you from reading this book! On top of being the most useful book about surviving the apocalypse written by a UFC fighter from Georgia, it is also one of the funniest books i have ever read. Forrest Griffin and Erich Krauss have crafted a perfect guide to survival that will leave you wanting for nothing. every single chapter is enlightening and hilarious. everyone should pick up a copy of this book, it really seems to mean a lot to Forrest that he get that royalty cheque. besides, if you don't buy the book, how will you ever transform your ordinary truck into a postapocalyptic war machine? Think about it, you'll realize you need this book.
Date published: 2010-11-24

– More About This Product –

Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse

by Forrest Griffin

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 272 pages, 9 × 6 × 0.7 in

Published: August 9, 2011

Publisher: HarperCollins

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 0061998265

ISBN - 13: 9780061998263

About the Book

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here's a quick checklist:

Have you dug up your wife's rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?

Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?

Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?

Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?

Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you're roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved ones "now" so they don't come looking for you "after," to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

From the Publisher

The end of the world is coming. Are you going to be ready when the sh*t goes down? Here’s a quick checklist:

  1. Have you dug up your wife’s rose garden and built a fallout shelter, equipped with a prison where you can lock up annoying family members?
  2. Have you mapped out an escape route to your safe zone?
  3. Is there a vehicle of death sitting in your garage?
  4. Have you filled your go bag with all the needed instruments, including waterproof matches, postapocalyptic goggles, and at least one sexual party favor?
  5. Have you learned how to milk various types of animals, including a giraffe?

You need this book more than you even know. Without it, you’re roadkill. Lucky for you, Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperone. From spotting the signs of the global downfall to alienating your loved onesnowso they don’t come looking for youafter, to hot-wiring a car to starting a religion in your own image, Griffin provides you with all the hot knowledge you need to survive the downfall of civilization. Simply put, this is the most important book about the apocalypse that you will ever read by a UFC fighter from Georgia.

About the Author

Forrest Griffin is one of the top-ranked light-heavyweight mixed martial artists in the world. He won the first season ofThe Ultimate Fighterin 2005 and has been one of the most beloved UFC fighters ever since. He is the Day man, fighter of the Night man, and champion of the sun. He is also a master of karate and friendship for everyone. But calm down, ladies, Forrest and his main squeeze, Jaime, live in Las Vegas.