Can You Believe This Crap? by Steven A. Strauss

Can You Believe This Crap?

bySteven A. Strauss

Kobo ebook | February 9, 2017

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We as Humans are becoming inundated with BS about how this cream will fix that drooping skin, take this pill and you will be erect until you pass out or until the cows come home, eat this food and you will lose 20 lbs. in a week. I cannot turn on a TV, read an email or read a text without someone wanting to try this or that, or insist they know what is right me. I can’t come home from work, the gym, a date (with he, she, or other) and some A…H… calling as I walk in the door about the fraternal order of blah blah blah. 

We are victims of our successes and failures. Hillary or Donald for Pennsylvania Avenue digs (White House for the non Google people). Turning on Pandora (a.k.a mythological love doll to the gods and she got pissed and took all the worlds ills and unleashed them and in the bottom of the box sat…. HOPE). This is what I envision our every day society to achieve, not some A.H… using a date rape drug or someone getting hit in a crosswalk or walking along and some idiot on a bike drives into you. This is what I am writing about; the everyday annoyances that most people have to endure on a daily basis. 

I despise elevator music. Play ACDC, Nat King Cole, Smashing Pumpkins, or Florida Georgia Line or Luther Vandross not Captain and Tennille. I hate having to talk to a computerized telephone person for 20 minutes before I can trick it into getting me to a living breathing human that speaks my language clearly.
I am annoyed at having to watch the president (candidates) on every channel when 90% of what they say will never be happening anyway and I am missing the season finale of Man vs. World, the football highlight, or Bill Maher. Things that DO matter to me. 

I don’t want my only choices of public coffee to be to have Starbucks speed up their lines with more baristas, or Dunkin Donuts flavored water, and not follow the Matrix (not Keanu Reeves - Matrix is a system based on Time allocation for your personnel. When it is most busy).

What I am saying I require going through ONE DAY without wanting to impale, elbow, bite or throw someone or something into a lake of alligators and whistle while I watch it be disemboweled.

Title:Can You Believe This Crap?Format:Kobo ebookPublished:February 9, 2017Publisher:Next Century Publishing LLCLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1681023113

ISBN - 13:9781681023113

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