Crappy Children's Art

by Maddox

Gallery Books | November 20, 2012 | Kobo Edition (eBook)

Crappy Children's Art is rated 5 out of 5 by 1.
Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid’s childhood, then you are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old’s crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade “gifts,” and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance!

Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox’s world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.

Format: Kobo Edition (eBook)

Published: November 20, 2012

Publisher: Gallery Books

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1476713545

ISBN - 13: 9781476713540

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great for a laugh! I bought this for my husband for Christmas and it was a huge hit - so much so that he was like a kid and didn't want to open the rest of his gifts. This book definitely brings a laugh to everyone who reads it. 
Date published: 2014-01-06

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Kobo eBookCrappy Children's Art

Crappy Children's Art

by Maddox

Format: Kobo Edition (eBook)

Published: November 20, 2012

Publisher: Gallery Books

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1476713545

ISBN - 13: 9781476713540

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Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.

If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid’s childhood, then you are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old’s crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade “gifts,” and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance!

Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox’s world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.