Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1) by Vincent Monaco

Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1)

byVincent Monaco

Kobo ebook | July 14, 2013

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Crime Does Pay (An Ongoing FBI Criminal Investigation, A True Crime Epic, 3 Books In 1) This true story is an autobiography written and lived by the author. To avoid being ensnared in a web of crime, learn of the day to day criminal operations of a mobile home dealership along with the many sexual perversions of its employees. Learn how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, corrupt judges, a de facto state and last but not least, your assigned assassins! From bank fraud to murder, this shocking true crime story is an unvarnished and riveting account that exposes . . . All The Dirt! Its the best book in its genre. Once you start reading it and become engrossed, shocked, amazed, horrified and offended, you won't be able to put it down. Its the first book of its kind, read and live another day! You'll meet the infamous mortgage broker Big Larry "the Bank" Kelner: "The only thing that Big Larry is afraid of, is a hooker with cold hands." Meet Brother Brent Wainwright: "We don't sell our mobile homes to Negroes, 'cause we only lynch them from The Wayne Frier Negro Hangin' Tree! I always feed my dead Negroes to the 'gators as tasty 'gator bait. And the hungry 'gators loves it! I gots to kill me a black Negro every day, Ha, Ha, Ha!" Meet Brother Barry G. Branson: "If I can't get me a ten year old virgin to rape with anal sex, than I'd love to have a hairy transvestite wearing nothing but rawhide boots. I really needs to rape Lauren's fuzzy little peach in the weeds out back!" Meet a country bumpkin attorney: "You need to hire me as your attorney, because I know everyone in town. I know all the judges! In the courthouse, I know the guy who sells the tampons! In the party store, I know the girl with the big balloons! In the music store, I know a girl who lets me play with her pink organ. On the golf course, I know a girl caddie who loves to hold my fat little putter. In the bakery, I know the sexy blonde girl who always makes my banana cream!" Meet the crime-ridden Judge Howard, who, will dismiss felony drug charges for sexual favors from a beautiful blonde knockout: "My sweet little Sweet Cheeks, you can spend the rest of your days in a prison cell with lesbians performing oral sex and sodomy acts on every orifice that you have, or would you rather meet with me in my chambers every week for oral updates, can I make it any clearer than that Sweet Cheeks? In my chambers, you can call me -- Big Daddy! And in my chambers, you can hold my big mallet Baby! (Like a dance hall floozy, you know how to stiffen my popsicle Baby!)" "You should never lie to me Sweet Cheeks, because little girls who lie grow up to become Democrats. Once upon a time, even the young five year old George Washington said to his daddy, I shall not lie, I chopped down the goddamn cherry tree, because I hate goddamn cherries! I said I only like goddamn apples Goddamn It! And little George Washington grew up and he never became a Democrat." If you have the willingness to fight for truth, justice and the American way -- then buy this book and help in the fight against crime! Crime Does Pay is at a reduced price so that it is affordable to all. If you need a cheaper price to purchase this book, send an email to the author at the email address posted on the author's biography page. "This is the best book on crime that I have ever read. If the crime wave detailed in Crime Does Pay is not stopped, the downfall of America has begun, and it will spread rapidly. I urge the FBI to speed up their investigation." -- Senator Rambo, from the House, Weighs and Means Committee.
Title:Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1)Format:Kobo ebookPublished:July 14, 2013Publisher:Vincent MonacoLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:1301301647

ISBN - 13:9781301301645