Dating Tips For The Unemployed by Iris SmylesDating Tips For The Unemployed by Iris Smyles

Dating Tips For The Unemployed

byIris Smyles

Paperback | June 28, 2016

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For readers of Sarah Vowell and David Rakoff, tales from the life of "Iris Smyles," a young woman courting (and resisting) love and success, with absurd yet improbably poignant results.In twenty-four absurd, lyrical, and louche episodes, Iris Smyles" weaves a modern odyssey of trying to find one's home in the world amid the pitfalls and insidious traps of adult life. A wickedly funny picaresque touching on quantum physics, the Donner Party, arctic exploration, Greek mythology, Rocky I, II, V, IV, VI, and III respectively, and literary immortality, Dating Tips for the Unemployed is a wistful if wry ode to that awkward age-between birth and death-when you think you know what you want but aren't quite sure what you're doing."
IRIS SMYLES's stories and essays have appeared in the Atlantic, the New York Times, BOMB, the New York Observer, Best American Travel Writing 2015, and other publications. Her first novel, Iris Has Free Time, was published in 2013. She lives in New York and Greece. Visit her at www.IrisSmyles.com.
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Title:Dating Tips For The UnemployedFormat:PaperbackDimensions:320 pages, 8 × 5.31 × 0.89 inPublished:June 28, 2016Publisher:Houghton Mifflin HarcourtLanguage:English

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Thurber Award for American Humor, Semi-Finalist One of the Believer 's Best Books of the Year" One of the Nervous Breakdown's "Best Books of the Year" "The prodigiously inventive Smyles melds novel, autobiography, and all manner of asides as she flails at art, love, and friendship with the wry intelligence of someone just wise enough to realize they have no idea what they're doing. A flat-out joy to read." -O, The Oprah Magazine " Dating Tips for the Unemployed is a charming (yes, charming!), bravura performance by a writer whose comic chops, literary inventiveness, and crisp prose produce the smoothest of literary smoothies, something like a cocktail of Dorothy Parker, James Joyce, and Philip Roth iced, sweetened, and blended." -The Nervous Breakdown "Especially if you power through it in one sitting-or one 'lounging'-this collection of rambling and loose-jointed vignettes perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being mired in the strange muck of the late '20s and early '30s, stuck between 'fake adult' and 'actual adult.' Interspersed with amusingly bizarre vintage advertisements for books like Crafting With Cannoli Box String, Smyles' book feels like leafing through an extraordinary personal diary, at times both blunt and lyrical." - Elle, "8 Next-Level Beach Reads" "Whimsy, satire, and rollicking social commentary? Ms. Smyles is a misanthrope-of-the-people, a standout on the order of Fran Lebowitz." -East Hampton Star "The title isn't just a cuteness, this is a practical book for impractical people. In this chronicle of one woman's navigation through the creeping normalnesses of 21stcentury life, you will find helpful tips like 'Never date someone more or less miserable than you,' translations of party talk, and ideas for board games amid advertisements for home courses in snake handling, dream interpretation guides, and a novelization of Weekend at Bernie's 2 . And yet, there's so much more than novelty at the heart of Dating Tips, which is ultimately a classical reckoning with modern love and a sure way to turn a disappointing day around or find solitary delight while fully clothed." - Believer, "Our Favorite Books from 2016" "Structured in small episodes like Homer's Odyssey, which serves as an epigraph for the book, Smyles' adventuress calls to mind a Jane Bowles heroine who's read Ulysses while scrolling in despair through 10 open apps on her iPhone. Smyles' portrayal of Iris in all her weirdness offers much to recognize, fear, and embrace. Walking the line between self-obsession and thoughtful portraiture, Smyles explores an inextricable link between sex and loneliness, self-loathing and self-acceptance incontemporary New York." - Kirkus Reviews "In engaging episodes, Iris-the-character neurotically navigates dating in New York City, smokes pot on Greek islands with hapless lovers, drinks too much, deals with disapproving family, and eats a lot of cannoli. Smyles's surreal, lyrical voice elevates these every day scenarios into the realm of the fantastic and absurd. Included in the book are hilariously stylized advertisements full of false promises, such as 'Health Secrets of the Roman Empire' and 'Have Your Portrait Painted By AnElephant!' all for a price. Smyles is sharp, melancholy, and wickedly funny. She is unafraid to reveal and revel in her character's flaws because it is what makes them so achingly, relatably human." - Interview Magazine "Crafty comic writer Iris Smyles continues to follow the life of her fictional antihero, Iris, in Dating Tips for the Unemployed? S he resumes her witty, self-deprecating and often self-defeating search for a place in the world? A clever, insightful glimpse into the often absurd existence of an intellectual young woman who makes the idea of floundering in life into a laudable art form." -Shelf Awareness "You have never heard anything so funny in your entire life. You just laugh at the first sentence." -Linda Rodin, Elle (Australia) "Iris Smyles has reinvented Sally Bowles and Holly Golightly for the 21st century." -Edmund White, author of City Boy and Marcel Proust: A Life "There are two kinds of people in this world, those without peanut allergies and those who cannot tolerate peanuts or any food produced or packaged in a facility that processes peanuts. Both will love this book." -Andrea Martin "Similar to Tolstoy's War and Peace, but much funnier and shorter." -Martin Mull "An incandescent weave of fiction, essay, and spoof? . Iris Smyles is an original and her fictional doppelganger "Iris Smyles" is one of literature's most charismatic innocents, a Donna Quixote lost in the new world." -Frederic Tuten, author of Tin Tin in the New World "My favorite writer." -Tom McCarthy , author of Satin Island and C "I love this book. But I wish there were more dogs in it." -Patricia Marx, author of Let's Be Less Stupid "An astounding work of genre-bending fun by an obvious genius." -Steve Hely, author of How I Became a Famous Novelist "Normally when I read a book, it's a lot of squinting, mumbling, and moving of lips before I'm asked to leave the bus station altogether. But Iris Smyles somehow manages to transport me to another world entirely, where thankfully none of that matters and I can just get lost in her hilarious, absurd, and dare I say (yes, I do!) elegant prose. More please!" -Dave Hill, author of Tasteful Nudes and Dave Hill Doesn't Live Here Anymore "I didn't read this book and I didn't have to. On the cover, it said IRIS SMYLES and that's more than enough for me. Like logos for Coca-Cola, Fritos and Entenmann's, Iris' name assures me that what's inside? is so yummy." -Alec Baldwin* * Alec Baldwin was paid for this endorsement. "