Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar by Kelly OxfordEverything Is Perfect When You're A Liar by Kelly Oxford

Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar

byKelly Oxford

Paperback | January 21, 2014

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“The Funniest Memoir You’ll Ever Read”* from one of the “Funniest People on Twitter”**

“Will make you love her even more than you probably already do. . . . Truly hilarious, with a wonderful sense of sarcasm, intelligence and a healthy dose of irony mixed in. . . . I couldn’t put this book down—you won’t be able to, either.” HelloGiggles.com

From her beginnings as a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, through her spirited adventures watching self-gratifying monkeys, throwing up on Chinese-food delivery men, and stalking Leonardo DiCaprio, here are the goofy highs and horrifying lows of life as Kelly Oxford.

“Terribly funny, and often on par with the work of essayists she herself admires, such as Jonathan Ames, Sloane Crosley and David Sedaris.” —National Post

“One of the funniest voices ever to hit the Internet uses her trademark blend of biting wit and self-deprecation to find hilarity in everyday life.” NPR

“I read this. It isn’t as good as The Wizard of Oz.” —Beatrix, age five, can’t read

* The Frisky ** Rolling Stone

Kelly Oxford, dubbed "the Queen of Twitter" byDetails, started writing at five years old when she penciled "I had a baby" into her Hello Kitty diary, and she hasn't stopped since. She now writes words that companies like Warner Bros., CBS, and NBC have bought for film and television and magazines likeGQhave published. You can read more...
Title:Everything Is Perfect When You're A LiarFormat:PaperbackDimensions:336 pages, 9 × 6 × 0.84 inPublished:January 21, 2014Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1443408212

ISBN - 13:9781443408219

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious! Read this one cover to cover. I discovered Kelly on twitter just before this book came out and had to buy it. So much hilarity in her story!
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious Love this book and love Kelly Oxford! Her stories are relatable and told in a way that will make you laugh until you cry.
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Rated 4 out of 5 by from Not as funny as I was lead to believe. But there were still a couple of laugh out loud moments. This was book was funny, I just think it was over hyped. There were at least 4 moments on the train where I was choking back audible laughter. Those stories had to do with urine, David Copperfield, her husband and Disneyland (all 4 were different stories). So I definitely would recommend it to others.
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious through and through This book is hilarious. There were parts that I had to put the book down in order to take it all in and laugh my heart out.
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Rated 4 out of 5 by from Fun read! Enjoyable to the very end! Easy to follow, with laughable moments.
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Funny book This was hilarious! ;-)
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Awesomeness Just perfectly funny couldn't put it down
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Its like Twitter, only better. If you like like Kelly Oxford's Tweets, and enjoy the thought of bugging the hate machine on Facebook who troll her with mean Amazon reviews, and you're looking for something to read anyway, then you'll love buying this ebook.
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from lol ....best way to describe it Laughed so hard. Makes me hope I'm a down to earth mom like this :-) Read it. Worth it for a good laugh
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Rated 5 out of 5 by from read it now. hilarious. totally pee your pants hilarious.
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Editorial Reviews

“Kelly Oxford’s writing is hilarious and fearless. She’s the badass Canadian sister I never had.”