How To Archer: The Ultimate Guide To Espionage And Style And Women And Also Cocktails Ever Written

Paperback | January 17, 2012

bySterling Archer

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you...

From the Jacket

Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find...

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.
Format:PaperbackDimensions:192 pages, 8.25 × 5.5 × 0.48 inPublished:January 17, 2012Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0062066315

ISBN - 13:9780062066312

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Danger Zone! This is a must have for any fan of the show! As you read this it's hard not to hear John H Benjamin's (Archer) voice go through your head. The book is well written in Archer's character, which makes it a funny and enjoyable read. Also if you don't buy this, that's how you get ants!
Date published: 2016-06-22
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Must Read For Fans. Reading it in the voice of Archer (in your head) makes it absolutely Archer - hilarious (since this is Archer, I felt hilarious alone would not do this book justice).
Date published: 2015-02-18
Rated 5 out of 5 by from How to Archer A great book that fans of the show will be delighted with. Through out the book Archers personality is very well captured, along with his ever present "wit" and humor. 8-10 would read again
Date published: 2015-01-12
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Cobra Just like the show fing hilarious
Date published: 2014-04-17
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Holy crap Awesome book. Pure gold
Date published: 2014-03-06