How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage, Style, Women, and Cocktails Ever Written

Kobo ebook | January 17, 2012

bySterling Archer

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you...

Format:Kobo ebookPublished:January 17, 2012Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0062066323

ISBN - 13:9780062066329

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Danger Zone! This is a must have for any fan of the show! As you read this it's hard not to hear John H Benjamin's (Archer) voice go through your head. The book is well written in Archer's character, which makes it a funny and enjoyable read. Also if you don't buy this, that's how you get ants!
Date published: 2016-06-22
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Must Read For Fans. Reading it in the voice of Archer (in your head) makes it absolutely Archer - hilarious (since this is Archer, I felt hilarious alone would not do this book justice).
Date published: 2015-02-18
Rated 5 out of 5 by from How to Archer A great book that fans of the show will be delighted with. Through out the book Archers personality is very well captured, along with his ever present "wit" and humor. 8-10 would read again
Date published: 2015-01-12
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Cobra Just like the show fing hilarious
Date published: 2014-04-17
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Holy crap Awesome book. Pure gold
Date published: 2014-03-06