I Am Better Than Your Kids by MaddoxI Am Better Than Your Kids by Maddox

I Am Better Than Your Kids


Hardcover | November 1, 2011

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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those smug little know-it-alls down to size.

Maddox is the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and a genius.

Maddox can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids. And he can drive.

Adults and children alike would do well to read this book over and over again to learn from Maddox’s sage-like wisdom. Every keystroke Maddox types is brilliant. The world is better off with him in it. Maddox has selflessly shared some of his own art, and we must thank him for it. May his fertility continue to be dangerously potent, so as to impregnate as many babes as possible, and not one fewer.
Title:I Am Better Than Your KidsFormat:HardcoverDimensions:320 pages, 9.12 × 7.38 × 1.4 inPublished:November 1, 2011Publisher:Gallery BooksLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1439182868

ISBN - 13:9781439182864

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great for a laugh! I bought this for my husband for Christmas and it was a huge hit - so much so that he was like a kid and didn't want to open the rest of his gifts. This book definitely brings a laugh to everyone who reads it. 
Date published: 2014-01-06