I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

Kobo ebook | April 8, 2014

byKaren Alpert

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

Kobo ebook | April 8, 2014
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$11.99

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cud...

Format:Kobo ebookPublished:April 8, 2014Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0062341618

ISBN - 13:9780062341617

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Rated 1 out of 5 by from Inapropriate This bok right here has too many bad words So it is horrible for children and is very bad books should noT have these words i would never add rhings like this eVen the title has bad words
Date published: 2015-02-05
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious and so True! I bought this and devoured it in 2 days, which is saying a lot when you have 2 small children and only get to read while nursing! Also, a bonus is the small size, allowing me to read while nursing. Karen is able to lovingly poke fun at herself and her family as they navigate the landmine filled journey known as parenting. A must for all parents and parents-to-be as it not only lets you know what you are in for but also normalizes your experience.
Date published: 2014-08-05
Rated 4 out of 5 by from I heart my little a-holes The little bit of language is worth every giggle and smile. So many stories stike home. Too much! Just a hoot.
Date published: 2014-06-13
Rated 4 out of 5 by from I Heart my Little A-Holes Bought this for my dtr who is expecting her 3rd child. I read it first and laughed out loud as I remember these same feelings. My dtr enjoyed it too. Maybe a little over the top with the language.
Date published: 2014-05-26
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Just what a new mum needs! I love her no holds back approach - she had me laughing the whole time.
Date published: 2014-05-15