I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch Of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

Hardcover | April 8, 2014

byKaren Alpert

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poo...

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Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting—I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

Karen Alpert is the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of the blog Baby Sideburns. She has spent the past fifteen years working for national advertising agencies until she was promoted to her newest favorite job—Mommy. She lives with her two amazing kiddos and a very forgiving husband.

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Format:HardcoverDimensions:304 pages, 7.12 × 5.5 × 1.01 inPublished:April 8, 2014Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0062341626

ISBN - 13:9780062341624

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from Hilarious and so True! I bought this and devoured it in 2 days, which is saying a lot when you have 2 small children and only get to read while nursing! Also, a bonus is the small size, allowing me to read while nursing. Karen is able to lovingly poke fun at herself and her family as they navigate the landmine filled journey known as parenting. A must for all parents and parents-to-be as it not only lets you know what you are in for but also normalizes your experience.
Date published: 2014-08-05
Rated 4 out of 5 by from I Heart my Little A-Holes Bought this for my dtr who is expecting her 3rd child. I read it first and laughed out loud as I remember these same feelings. My dtr enjoyed it too. Maybe a little over the top with the language.
Date published: 2014-05-26