It Never Happened by Peter Coomber

It Never Happened

byPeter Coomber

Kobo ebook | December 17, 2016

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40-odd off-beat short stories with a twist, which are humorous and sometimes dark.

Ragu The Eskimo - Snow made Ragu the Eskimo grumpy. They say that the Inuit language has fifty different words to describe fifty different types of snow. Ragu the Eskimo hated all fifty types of snow.
The Death Of Bernard - Why did Tony kill Bernard? He won't say. But he will tell you about his friend Malcolm the frog.
Blood - My wife loved that rug; her mother gave it to us as a wedding present. She said it reminded her of our wedding day, so I needed to get that nasty red stain off of it.
Missing Maxine Peach - The last time I saw Maxine Peach she was in a box. I didn't see her in the box – just the box. And then they buried it.

Title:It Never HappenedFormat:Kobo ebookPublished:December 17, 2016Publisher:Peter CoomberLanguage:English

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